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    In the most exquisite detail, please.
    APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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    My mother is a woman.
    Blah

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    • #3
      But what kind of woman?
      APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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      • #4
        A good woman of course.
        Blah

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        • #5
          WTF?

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          • #6
            MOST DISTURBING THREAD EVER
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            • #7
              :shudder:

              Edit: This site needs a :shudder smiley - anyone care to demand one in our request for new smileys forum?

              Asmodean
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              • #8
                Re: Describe the physical features of your mother

                Originally posted by Perfection
                In the most exquisite detail, please.
                I would, but the stupid character limit won't let me post the entire Dirac eq in a single post.
                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                • #9
                  Perfection threads
                  Order of the Fly
                  Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Apocalypse
                    MOST DISTURBING THREAD EVER
                    Especially given the poster name.

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                    • #11
                      my mother is short, has fake boobs, and got a tummy tuck. there's a pic of her in the picture thread. oh and she has stretch marks.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by b etor
                        my mother is short, has fake boobs, and got a tummy tuck.
                        She's doing all she can to reinforce our prejudices about Americans, isn't she?
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #13
                          yea. she's a total *****.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Asmodean
                            :shudder:

                            Edit: This site needs a :shudder smiley[...]
                            I think these work well in this circumstance: and
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                            • #15
                              Sorry, that's really reaching. Those don't work at all. They are a bandaid when what is needed is a funeral.
                              Long time member @ Apolyton
                              Civilization player since the dawn of time

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