What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

[Harovan]

I need to buy it quick then, before they become scarce. I sense the zombie Apocalypse to be soon...

Not that I would stand a chance against Zombie Reagan, though.

[Dauphin]

Use a cricket bat. It's far easier to use for the uninitiated, and has a larger variety of shots available.

[Drake Tungsten]

I have a wooden sword from Japan, the ultimate in lumber-based zombie defense.