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  • #61
    Originally posted by Pekka
    So? Why should I share my scent with my boss? I figure the way it's going to be, I need to be paid. It's my scent, man. It's MY great scent. Superior. I bet if I just farted in the Uni cafeteria, the average IQ would prolly raise by 5 points. Just one fart. I could literally blow their minds.
    Pekka, you just won the world championship in cocky attitude.
    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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    • #62
      Pekka is the man and deserves the traditional...

      :BEER:
      Order of the Fly

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      • #63
        Originally posted by AAHZ
        i will fully admit Pekka is more witty, more egotistical, and more clever with his words than i am...
        That is seriously "pwned"
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #64
          PH,

          it is also TRUTH
          i respect Pekka with all the respect one can possibly show a poster on an internet forum...
          he is a scholar and a gentleman...
          i dont care about PWNage when it comes to Pekka...
          piece
          Order of the Fly

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          • #65
            Originally posted by AAHZ
            he is a scholar and a gentleman...
            Is he also an acrobat?
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #66
              Didn't you read what Pekka told us earlier today? He is, as all Fins, without boundaries and simply exceptional.
              Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
              I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
              Also active on WePlayCiv.

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              • #67
                He can tap dance.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  And it's worse for me since I don't fart so much, I don't have that fart control. Some people can hold... well I can hold as well, but my control is not so sophisticated because I have less experience with it. Back in the days I've done even inside farts. You know when you hold it for so long, like your life would depend on it, and it kind of releases inside, goes to the wrong direction. That feels like "hmm, I wonder if this is healthy. Would it be possible to poison myself like this?". I bet it would, it just takes lots of determination and passion.
                  and I thought I was the only person that though like that.

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                  • #69
                    WOW, i am truly stunned...
                    i have just PWNed myself into oblivion and people are just like... meh...?
                    there are SEVERAL high-level posters on SEVERAL chat sites that would pay MONEY to read the post i just did...
                    people that DESPISE me with so much passion, so much rage..
                    that an instance of my self-PWNage is like finding POUNDS of gold...
                    they would print it and frame it and show all their friends and laugh and party for days...
                    oh well... i guess this means im home here.
                    piece

                    and ON TOPIC... Pekka can make ANY type of thread he wants and it turns to gold. nuff said.
                    Order of the Fly

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                    • #70
                      someone has a crush on pekka!

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                      • #71
                        I actually fart a lot... not entirely sure why (I think I even fart a lot for a vegeterrian). It isn't a good thing. (women don't generally find it attractive I think)

                        Most of mine don't really stink all that bad... but some are pretty bad.

                        Farts don't always clear though, one time in undergrad one of my freinds farted in our office, and we had to clear the whole floor (we were studying for a test).

                        Jon Miller
                        Jon Miller-
                        I AM.CANADIAN
                        GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                          • #73
                            We didn't just stroll out of the room either..

                            JM
                            Jon Miller-
                            I AM.CANADIAN
                            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                            • #74
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by b etor
                                someone has a crush on pekka!
                                shhh, don't let people know

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