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How did I manage to do that? I rarely fart, I guess I fart in my sleep because if I didn't, then I never really do so.. I assume it's something I do when I sleep.
OK but to the point, I ate some vegetarian crap, because all the other options, they were out of it. So I had to because I was hungry. Got some messy plate with all kinds of weird things no one wants to really eat except hippies, so I just thought here we go...
So my stomach got little... filled with some gas I was, I thought wow, some veggie meal that was. Giving me gas. So anyway, now I'm back in my office and I was streching myself out a little because I was a little tired, so my heel accidentally hit some lever on this chair, and so my chair launched into weird position with force because I was also stretching with my full sexy body weight, so that rapid movement of the chair launched my body forward a bit. Not much, but violently, so I farted. It was weird to have that little accident, resulting into simultanious accidental veggie fart.
I was confused a bit. So as you'd know, I have my door open, facing the corridor, because I'm approachable like that, so it's pretty much lunch time now anyway, so people were walking back and forth in the corridor. I had to go and shut the door, I was afraid someone would smell my fart, you know, someone who doesn't know me. They'd be like OK Mr. fart man, I don't know who you are, but the only thing I know is that you fart so much and you're stinking your office and the corridor with it. So keep your farts to yourself Fart person.
Then the word would spread. "There goes the fart man". You know, I don't need that kind of fame right now. I'd like to be professional and not about these farts, and how do you defend youself? "Well there was this lever under this chair, tired I was, veggie food". YEAH WTF FART MAN!
No I'm not!
OK but to the point, I ate some vegetarian crap, because all the other options, they were out of it. So I had to because I was hungry. Got some messy plate with all kinds of weird things no one wants to really eat except hippies, so I just thought here we go...
So my stomach got little... filled with some gas I was, I thought wow, some veggie meal that was. Giving me gas. So anyway, now I'm back in my office and I was streching myself out a little because I was a little tired, so my heel accidentally hit some lever on this chair, and so my chair launched into weird position with force because I was also stretching with my full sexy body weight, so that rapid movement of the chair launched my body forward a bit. Not much, but violently, so I farted. It was weird to have that little accident, resulting into simultanious accidental veggie fart.
I was confused a bit. So as you'd know, I have my door open, facing the corridor, because I'm approachable like that, so it's pretty much lunch time now anyway, so people were walking back and forth in the corridor. I had to go and shut the door, I was afraid someone would smell my fart, you know, someone who doesn't know me. They'd be like OK Mr. fart man, I don't know who you are, but the only thing I know is that you fart so much and you're stinking your office and the corridor with it. So keep your farts to yourself Fart person.
Then the word would spread. "There goes the fart man". You know, I don't need that kind of fame right now. I'd like to be professional and not about these farts, and how do you defend youself? "Well there was this lever under this chair, tired I was, veggie food". YEAH WTF FART MAN!
No I'm not!
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