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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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I don't like the new Pekka.
The old Pekka would have kicked th edoor white open and screamed YEAH THIS IS ME BREATH MY FART ENERGY!!!Comment
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I prefer outdoor officesOriginally posted by Ecthy
I hope he has a window in his office and not one of those stinky all-indoor-offices.
Speaking of Erith:
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Definitely a QFTOriginally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
Judging from the uptightness registered in response to this topic I'ld say this entire forum needs a pull my finger moment.
People worried about working in an office in case they fart and going to the toilet when they need to pass gas. Dammit people, it's only a fart, it'll clear!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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If you absolutely have to fart at work, do it in your boss office when he's out to pick up an important visitor from abroad. Then close the door so it doesn't escape. Once they come back they will both smell it but be too polite to mention it so the whole situation will be pretty awkward for both of them.The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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Hehe, now that's the spirit
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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That's a tricky situation. You know my boss comes to my room every single day for a visit. I never know the time, she just comes in at some point. It's OK, but you know, it's difficult if I have to fart. Because you know Murphy's Law.In da butt.
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And it's worse for me since I don't fart so much, I don't have that fart control. Some people can hold... well I can hold as well, but my control is not so sophisticated because I have less experience with it. Back in the days I've done even inside farts. You know when you hold it for so long, like your life would depend on it, and it kind of releases inside, goes to the wrong direction. That feels like "hmm, I wonder if this is healthy. Would it be possible to poison myself like this?". I bet it would, it just takes lots of determination and passion.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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So you fart. He's not going to say anything, let alone sack you for it!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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So? Why should I share my scent with my boss? I figure the way it's going to be, I need to be paid. It's my scent, man. It's MY great scent. Superior. I bet if I just farted in the Uni cafeteria, the average IQ would prolly raise by 5 points. Just one fart. I could literally blow their minds.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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Definitely a case of WTF?!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Pekka is mighty...
MY equal in every way...
if i were to pick JUST ONE poster on the 'Poly OTF that could take me down in an all-out flame war...
it would be Pekka...
and i havnt lost too many flame wars...
but yall already knew that...
i can name a couple that have caught me off-guard on here, and a couple that i took too lightly...
but if me and PEKKA were to go at it in an ALL OUT unmoderated flame war...
He would probably win...
that is truth...
let the farting commence,
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You should know by now that everything is moderated around here
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Is this "flame war" as in igniting your flatulence?Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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PH,
yup
i will fully admit Pekka is more witty, more egotistical, and more clever with his words than i am...
even in a MODERATED chat fight between me and Pekka i would get schooled...
i can tell he shows INCREDIBLE amount of restraint on here...
especially when it comes to farting...
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