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  • #16
    The stomach has nothing to do with farting. You know there's some huge digestive organs between your stomach and your arse?

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    • #17
      Have you bought your carbon credits for the fart yet?

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      • #18
        Anybody remember the old Saturday Night Live skit "Ass Don't Smell" ?

        -Arrian
        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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        • #19
          Ecthy, maybe you should be called the fart man.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Pekka
            Over there? That's right, you have to speak of location. We are not binded by these limits of time or location. Norwugieans are. They are weak.
            Our strenght lies exactly in that; we have a distinct location in the time/space consortium. You, on the other hand, are all too spread out in infinity to accomplish much.
            Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
            I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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            • #21
              No, it simply means we are not tied down like you guys are. It's like saying your strenght is the ability NOT to fly, because you are then defining your boundaries well.

              I mean, what ever, obvious Norwegauin logic.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Nikolai

                I thought Pekka was a Fin? Then he's no Scandinavian. A Nordic yes, but no Scandinavian.
                In HOI2 when you release Scandanvia as a puppet state Finland is included as part of it. CASE CLOSED!
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #23
                  Wiki says it's "sometimes" included.



                  Wiki is also never wrong.
                  Blah

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                  • #24
                    Is this you, Pekka?

                    The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                    • #25
                      No, that's not me. I'm not the fart man.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #26
                        Ok, sorry 'bout that.
                        fart man
                        The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                        • #27
                          Leave it to Pekka


                          He manages to make a moderately funny thread just to announce that "I farted"
                          You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                          • #28
                            It's amazing how easy it is to frame these farts, what happened before, during and after. I mean that's a story structure right there. Imagine if someone would keep a log, seriously, and then would make a book about it. 280 pages of fart logs, two page stories of each fart. That means about 140 farts, so if you'd fart once a day, you can write the book in less than a year.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #29
                              Good lord let it rip man. Talk about uptight.
                              "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                              “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                              • #30
                                I guess I'll say it. This calls for a name change.
                                Pekka should hence forth be known to all as Old Stinky.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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