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the history is awesome. accents? jews have accents? depends where they are from.Originally posted by Asher
4) Boring history
5) The accent
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'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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6) lots of dishes to do
"post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
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Um.
Shirley Porter.
I'd happily be non-observant Jew who ate on the days when you were meant to, erm, pig out....
But sod Yom Kippur and traipsing all over the house looking for any items of food and all that malarkey.
And yes, I'm very fond of my pullover.
Oh Vanessa Feltz. She's embarassing too. And I can't stand Barbra Streisand's music.
On the other hand, I like Klezmer.
What's a goy to do ?Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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the ones from Montreal have fairly awful accentsOriginally posted by MRT144
the history is awesome. accents? jews have accents? depends where they are from.
"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber
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Originally posted by Asher
4) Boring history
Boring history?!? The Pogroms? The Holocaust? The 6-Day War? The Yon Kippur War? Saddam slamming missiles down in the middle of Israeli cities? You find that boring!?!
What's boring is Canadian history. You guys haven't had any excitement up there since the last time we invaded you.
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QFTOriginally posted by Zkribbler
What's boring is Canadian history. You guys haven't had any excitement up there since the last time we invaded you.
I couldn't agree moreUSA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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BBQ pork!
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Originally posted by molly bloom
And yes, I'm very fond of my pullover.
Pullover?(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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Let's see...
-I wouldn't want to follow the food rules. (That's one way in which Mennonites rule über alles... no food laws)
-I wouldn't want racist nut jobs blaming all of their problems on me and my people (though, as a white American, that already happens to some extent. However, the Jews have it worse)
-I wouldn't want an overbearing motherI'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - Pekka
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You've got to be kidding me. Their history is so passe. Holocaust? Please, that's just morbid, not interesting.Originally posted by MRT144
the history is awesome. accents? jews have accents? depends where they are from.
The accents? Are you serious? You've never been able to identify a jew (usually the more conservative jews like LOTM) by their accents? That is a character flaw on your behalf."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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American Education Result ^^Originally posted by Zkribbler
What's boring is Canadian history. You guys haven't had any excitement up there since the last time we invaded you.
Jews are comparable to Canadians.
u r smrt"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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