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  • #16
    Hebrew National brand Kosher hotdogs are great.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Asher
      4) Boring history
      5) The accent
      the history is awesome. accents? jews have accents? depends where they are from.
      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • #18
        6) lots of dishes to do
        "post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
        "I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller

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        • #19
          Um.

          Shirley Porter.


          I'd happily be non-observant Jew who ate on the days when you were meant to, erm, pig out....


          But sod Yom Kippur and traipsing all over the house looking for any items of food and all that malarkey.

          And yes, I'm very fond of my pullover.

          Oh Vanessa Feltz. She's embarassing too. And I can't stand Barbra Streisand's music.

          On the other hand, I like Klezmer.

          What's a goy to do ?
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          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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          • #20
            Originally posted by MRT144


            the history is awesome. accents? jews have accents? depends where they are from.
            the ones from Montreal have fairly awful accents
            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Asher
              4) Boring history
              Boring history?!? The Pogroms? The Holocaust? The 6-Day War? The Yon Kippur War? Saddam slamming missiles down in the middle of Israeli cities? You find that boring!?!

              What's boring is Canadian history. You guys haven't had any excitement up there since the last time we invaded you.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Zkribbler
                What's boring is Canadian history. You guys haven't had any excitement up there since the last time we invaded you.
                QFT

                I couldn't agree more
                USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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                • #23
                  Asher trolling? Impossible!

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                  • #24
                    I like the baby Jesus.
                    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                    • #25
                      BBQ pork!
                      Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                      Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                      One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                      • #26
                        It's passé.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by molly bloom
                          And yes, I'm very fond of my pullover.

                          Pullover?
                          (\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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                          (")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)

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                          • #28
                            Let's see...

                            -I wouldn't want to follow the food rules. (That's one way in which Mennonites rule über alles... no food laws)

                            -I wouldn't want racist nut jobs blaming all of their problems on me and my people (though, as a white American, that already happens to some extent. However, the Jews have it worse)

                            -I wouldn't want an overbearing mother
                            I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - Pekka

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by MRT144
                              the history is awesome. accents? jews have accents? depends where they are from.
                              You've got to be kidding me. Their history is so passe. Holocaust? Please, that's just morbid, not interesting.

                              The accents? Are you serious? You've never been able to identify a jew (usually the more conservative jews like LOTM) by their accents? That is a character flaw on your behalf.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Zkribbler
                                What's boring is Canadian history. You guys haven't had any excitement up there since the last time we invaded you.
                                American Education Result ^^

                                Jews are comparable to Canadians.

                                u r smrt
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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