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**MOBIUS** · February 20, 2007, 11:10

Originally posted by Lorizael

I disagree. She expects full and complete openness and honesty from me. She mistakenly believes that when she sends me such pictures, all I'm going to do is admire the lighting, comment on poses, etc.

I say again:

**KrazyHorse** · February 20, 2007, 11:13

I disagree. She expects full and complete openness and honesty from me. She mistakenly believes that when she sends me such pictures, all I'm going to do is admire the lighting, comment on poses, etc.

I think you have better taste than to lust after a girl that dumb. But just to get things in the open, tell her what you really do with them. Tell her how you sit alone in a darkened room with your computer set to a slideshow view. Tell her about the soft music in the background. Tell her about being able to almost smell her while you flit back and forth between the real photos and imagined scenes where her ankles are somehow locked behind her ears as she screams your name and her eyes roll around unfocussed, unthinking, uncaring, lost in a sea of sensation. Tell her about finding that one perfect photo you pause on and crest to, and then tell her about being left alone at the end of it with a hand full of goo and a head full of shame and sadness.

**Apocalypse** · February 20, 2007, 11:15

Originally posted by Lorizael
She mistakenly believes that when she sends me such pictures, all I'm going to do is admire the lighting, comment on poses, etc.

She is a liar.

**Lorizael** · February 20, 2007, 11:15

Originally posted by KrazyHorse

I disagree. She expects full and complete openness and honesty from me. She mistakenly believes that when she sends me such pictures, all I'm going to do is admire the lighting, comment on poses, etc.

I think you have better taste than to lust after a girl that dumb. But just to get things in the open, tell her what you really do with them. Tell her how you sit alone in a darkened room with your computer set to a slideshow view. Tell her about the soft music in the background. Tell her about being able to almost smell her while you flit back and forth between the real photos and imagined scenes where her ankles are somehow locked behind her ears as she screams your name and her eyes roll around unfocussed, unthinking, uncaring, lost in a sea of sensation. Tell her about finding that one perfect photo you pause on and crest to, and then tell her about being left alone at the end of it with a hand full of goo and a head full of shame and sadness.

I don't play any soft music.

**Dinner** · February 20, 2007, 11:15

Originally posted by Lorizael

I disagree. She expects full and complete openness and honesty from me. She mistakenly believes that when she sends me such pictures, all I'm going to do is admire the lighting, comment on poses, etc.

Jesus, man... You've been so well trained she's broken you. You're like the elephant at the circus held by the tiny rope. Just start acting like a boyfriend would act, let you hand "accidently" brush against her elbow once in a while, flirt with her. She'll come around since she's already 90% of the way there but you have to stop being passive and show you won't accept the halfway house of being her emotional play thing until it is time for her to go **** some other guy.

**KrazyHorse** · February 20, 2007, 11:16

I don't play any soft music.

Tell her that you do anyway.

Women expect romance.

**Dinner** · February 20, 2007, 11:17

Originally posted by KrazyHorse

I disagree. She expects full and complete openness and honesty from me. She mistakenly believes that when she sends me such pictures, all I'm going to do is admire the lighting, comment on poses, etc.

I think you have better taste than to lust after a girl that dumb. But just to get things in the open, tell her what you really do with them. Tell her how you sit alone in a darkened room with your computer set to a slideshow view. Tell her about the soft music in the background. Tell her about being able to almost smell her while you flit back and forth between the real photos and imagined scenes where her ankles are somehow locked behind her ears as she screams your name and her eyes roll around unfocussed, unthinking, uncaring, lost in a sea of sensation. Tell her about finding that one perfect photo you pause on and crest to, and then tell her about being left alone at the end of it with a hand full of goo and a head full of shame and sadness.

Dear god, it is poetry!

**Dinner** · February 20, 2007, 11:20

Never mind.

**MOBIUS** · February 20, 2007, 11:20

Originally posted by Oerdin
Jesus, man... You've been so well trained she's broken you. You're like the elephant at the circus held by the tiny rope. Just start acting like a boyfriend would act, let you hand "accidently" brush against her elbow once in a while, flirt with her. She'll come around since she's already 90% of the way there but you have to stop being passive and show you won't accept the halfway house of being her emotional play thing until it is time for her to go **** some other guy.

Or she's a total cocktease who gets off on the power she holds over you - I bet she got a bit of a thrill breaking up your relationship with your gf...

**LordShiva** · February 20, 2007, 11:21

Originally posted by Oerdin
That's what standardized testing is for. To be an impartial judge of if the students are learning or not. Much of the time if a student fails then it is the student's fault but if every student is failing then there is something else at play.

**Lorizael** · February 20, 2007, 11:21

*Sigh.* People, this really isn't as dramatic as you all make it out to be. I have no active desire for a relationship with my bestfriend. I might like to think about the possibility every once in awhile, but that's it.

She's not using me. I can't explain this to you guys in a way that you will understand, but she's not using me. She is more honest with me than that.

The only time this gets in the way is when I attempt to have a relationship with someone else. I've had two. Ostensibly, she's ruined both of them.

**KrazyHorse** · February 20, 2007, 11:21

Originally posted by Oerdin
That's what standardized testing is for. To be an impartial judge of if the students are learning or not. Much of the time if a student fails then it is the student's fault but if every student is failing then there is something else at play.

Dadaist posting. I like it.

**Dinner** · February 20, 2007, 11:22

That was a miss post.

**Jon Miller** · February 20, 2007, 11:24

Originally posted by Lorizael
I probably do mind.

Unsolicited advice to all Apolytoners: If you used to be in love with your bestfriend, and your girlfriend doesn't like your bestfriend because she thinks your bestfriend is jealous and possessive, it's probably not a good idea to let your bestfriend send you naked pictures of herself, even if the pictures are not supposed to be erotic or pornographic in any way. Also, voluntarily coming clean about this fact does not make it any better.

For someone with a very limited set of relationships (or so you tell us, less than 10 freinds/girlfreinds?), you sure have a lot of drama.

JM

**Spec** · February 20, 2007, 11:25

Originally posted by MOBIUS

Or she's a total cocktease who gets off on the power she holds over you - I bet she got a bit of a thrill breaking up your relationship with your gf...

God....I hate to say it...but that's exactly what i think...Just didn't want to say it.

MOBIUS

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