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  • Do You Put Your Pants On, One Leg At A Time?

    Take your time and think about it.
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    Yes
    45.45%
    10
    No
    50.00%
    11
    Pants? My banana is out there, BABY!
    4.55%
    1
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    Heh.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      Of course I only put them on one at a time, I only have one leg!

      Bastard.



      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Tuberski
        Of course I only put them on one at a time, I only have one leg!

        Bastard.



        ACK!
        When the hell did that happen???? I swear he had two yesterday
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        • #5


          What is it about sailers and their wooden legs?
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          • #6
            I just into them feet first.

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            • #7
              Yes, and right leg first
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #8
                I don't get it.
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                • #9
                  I wasn't trying to be funny If I'd have made reference to my middle leg, it would have been different
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #10
                    I usually start by sacrificing a pregnant she-goat to CyberShy.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                      I wasn't trying to be funny If I'd have made reference to my middle leg, it would have been different
                      No. I don't get what's funny about the thread. Your post is obviously boring.
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                      • #12
                        I usually put each foot in halfway one at a time, then I pull my pants up the rest of the way. So yes and no.
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                        • #13
                          I put my left leg in, and then my left leg out. In, out, in, out and shake it all about
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #14
                            I have them hanging wide-open next to the stairs and hop in on the way out the door.
                            Unbelievable!

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                            • #15
                              From Bloom County:

                              TELEPHONE POLL TAKER: We only have three questions today: How tall are you? What's your favorite food? What color pants do you wear?

                              OPUS: Three feet. Pickled herring. I don't wear pants.
                              The next scene is the vice squad, pounding on Opus's door.

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