Walmart - Company Run By Morons for My Benefit

[aneeshm]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Required scenes:

1) Knife fight. Actually, make that knife fights.
2) Makeout session with Hindu girls and Pekka smoking some sweet Indian ****
3) Computer scene where Pekka hacks the bad guy's network. Naked.
4) Sauna scene. Giant Indian men beating Pekka with tree branches
5) Pekka climbs Mt. Everest. Naked.
6)Another knife fight for good measure. Make the bad guy a human/elephant hybrid. And he's blue. With many arms.
7) Cheering villagers lift Pekka up on their shoulders. Cut to credits.

You forgot the song and dance sequences with tons of extras, where Pekka randomly starts focusing on a dancer and checking her hands to make sure they aren't cold. Then he'll sing something like "Karje Re! Karja Re! Tere Thande Thande haath na!".

That reminds me of Aishwarya Rai. So here's a pic.



That reminds me of the movie Bunty aur Bubli, so here's another few pics, this time of Priyanka Chopra.





Here's a link to a wallpaper size pic.

Here's the same pic, only small:

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
I consider it lying when you say something that you know will be interpreted one way but actually means something very different.

This is DF you're talking with. You know he's anal on technicalities, and that he's anal about having a completely coherent worldview based on said technicalities.

That's two reasons to make any point (that has a basis on the real world, not brain****ing) fully irrelevant.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I was thinking the whole thing would be voiced over by pekka.

But what would be really neat is if we had Pekka deliver monologues (preferably to pretty Hindu girls either before or after hitting it)...while the voiceover narration continues.

We could make film history.

Amazing

[JimmyCracksCorn]

Bollywood actresses are pretty hot, I have to say.

[Elok]

Now that I think about it, DF, I find this disturbing not in spite of, but because of the fact that it's so petty. Well, that and the fact that you seem so inexplicably proud of it. This is not something to be proud of, not even in a wrong-but-cool way. You are not Danny Ocean, robbing three casinos at once with grapples, fiber-optics and EMPs. You're not Robert Redford in "The Sting." You're not even one of the schleps from Office Space, trying to skim fractional money off their employers' transactions with a computer.

You're just a guy bluffing a teenaged retail employee into exchanging good merchandise for crap, and you succeeded not because of special cleverness on your own part but because of the sheer insignificance of what you have done. Wal-Mart does not have big policies in place to prevent dumb stunts like this just because they are so damned big they don't have to care. They have a margin built into their yearly budget for super-petty consumer confidence tricks, right next to the allocation for the inevitable dumb white teenagers with jeans hanging around their knees who will shoplift copies of GTA to show their friends how "gangsta" they are. They can afford to hire wet-behind-the-ears kids more than they can afford to spend time screening for competence, and the customer service people didn't exert themselves to stop you because they've been working there for so long that they have ceased to give a rat's ass. Working in retail yourself, you should know that people try this sort of stunt every day.

So, while you will probably continue to do this sort of thing (it pays, after all), you might want to relegate it to the list of things you do but avoid talking about, a list which for guys typically includes such things as observing the "five-second rule" and thinking naughty thoughts about tight-bodied sixteen-year-old pop starlets. You might as well brag about how you just kicked this crazy, elderly homeless man's ass after he picked a fight with you.

[Dis]

yeah he's hurting the poor mexicans who shop at walmart by forcing them to pay more for crap to make up for him stealing from the company.

Though I admit I exchanged a game at walmart because I didn't like it. I lied and said it wouldn't run on my computer. The game was Dungeon Seige. Granted, I dind't get very far in the game. But it just seemed to be a bunch of mindless monster killing. I exchanged it for KOTOR. a much better game.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Elok
Now that I think about it, DF, I find this disturbing not in spite of, but because of the fact that it's so petty. Well, that and the fact that you seem so inexplicably proud of it. This is not something to be proud of, not even in a wrong-but-cool way. You are not Danny Ocean, robbing three casinos at once with grapples, fiber-optics and EMPs. You're not Robert Redford in "The Sting." You're not even one of the schleps from Office Space, trying to skim fractional money off their employers' transactions with a computer.

You're just a guy bluffing a teenaged retail employee into exchanging good merchandise for crap, and you succeeded not because of special cleverness on your own part but because of the sheer insignificance of what you have done. Wal-Mart does not have big policies in place to prevent dumb stunts like this just because they are so damned big they don't have to care. They have a margin built into their yearly budget for super-petty consumer confidence tricks, right next to the allocation for the inevitable dumb white teenagers with jeans hanging around their knees who will shoplift copies of GTA to show their friends how "gangsta" they are. They can afford to hire wet-behind-the-ears kids more than they can afford to spend time screening for competence, and the customer service people didn't exert themselves to stop you because they've been working there for so long that they have ceased to give a rat's ass. Working in retail yourself, you should know that people try this sort of stunt every day.

So, while you will probably continue to do this sort of thing (it pays, after all), you might want to relegate it to the list of things you do but avoid talking about, a list which for guys typically includes such things as observing the "five-second rule" and thinking naughty thoughts about tight-bodied sixteen-year-old pop starlets. You might as well brag about how you just kicked this crazy, elderly homeless man's ass after he picked a fight with you.

To go back to an earlier thread, a career that involves your ability to wield the English language is probably a good idea.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Lorizael
To go back to an earlier thread, a career that involves your ability to wield the English language is probably a good idea.

QFT. You have an incredible knack for putting things just the right way, and usually very humorously.

[Rasputin]

Dont worry, Walmart will still make reocrd profits,

so who are the morons ????

[Odin]

I find it ironic a Libertarian is congradulating himself for theft...

[Mrs. Tuberski]

I dont find what he did that bad! I have been o the oppositte side of walmart. I had a reciept and 30 days after i bought a tv the vertical hold went out. I took it back and they refused to take the tv back. Even after i told them the tv is on 30 days old they said its manufactures problem and said to contact the warranty thingy i said i havent sent the papers in yet i didnt expect the tv to blow up after a month. well after i was kind and polite i ended up leaving walmart with out a new tv.

[Rasputin]

exactly we all hav eheard both sorts of stories.


so the problem here is obviously "CHRIS"

[asleepathewheel]

Lucky girl.

[Rasputin]

Originally posted by asleepathewheel
Lucky girl.

whos lucky ?

[asleepathewheel]

OP's

I mean, Floyd seems like quite a catch.