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  • Walmart - Company Run By Morons for My Benefit

    Let me start by saying that I screwed Walmart out of a brand new IPOD. Let me explain.

    Last March, my girlfriend bought a 4 GB Nano from Circuit City. A couple months later (and this is before we were dating), it mysteriously stopped working. Possibly, that had to do with her carrying it around in her tennis bag with all of her gear for those couple of months, but I digress.

    Anyway, she's had a broken Ipod ever since we've been dating (July-ish), and she has always said she needs to "take care of it". Finally, last week while she's at work, I take the Ipod into Circuit City with her receipt to see if they will do something for me. Unsurprisingly, they refuse to exchange an almost year old Ipod. Surprisingly, they did not have a way to charge me to repair the Ipod under Apple's warranty.

    Well, Walmart is right next to Circuit City, and knowing what I know about Walmart, I figured I'd have a decent shot of getting a new one. I walk into Walmart, skip the Customer Service counter and go back to Electronics. I tell the clerk I have a defective Ipod without a receipt, and let her know that all I want to do is exchange it for a new one, and possibly even upgrade it (I've found that you can avoid hearing "no" if, rather than asking, you very politely say what you want and be confident while doing so). The clerk hems and haws for a second, and calls the manager over. I introduce myself to Chris, who is probably the youngest manager in the history of retail. If he was old enough to drink, I would have been surprised. I explain my situation - defective Ipod, no receipt, want a new one - and he immediately says "yes". However, there are none in stock, so he takes my name and number and promises to call me when they get some in.

    I was a bit apprehensive about this plan, but still, I had the name of a manager who promised to exchange an Ipod that didn't even come from Walmart and was otherwise a useless paperweight, so I chalked that one up in the "W" column.

    The next morning, I get a call confirming that Walmart received a shipment of 4 GB Nanos and 30 GB Ipods. I go into the store, back to Electronics, where they remember me, and let them know I decided to upgrade to the 30 GB Ipod. They take it up to Customer Service, which is where I encounter my first snag. The Customer Service rep says that all electronics returns require a receipt, and that they could do nothing for me.

    I wasn't taking no for an answer at this point, though, so I explained to them that Chris had already approved the exchange. After a few phone calls and much whispering, along with a bit of groaning and not a few eye rolls, this was confirmed. The Customer Service manager let's the rep know that Chris approved it, emphasis on "CHRIS approved it". I got the distinct impression that Chris is the guy that every retail store has that, rather than standing up for policy, just tells every customer yes because he doesn't want to fight about it.

    In the end, I handed Walmart a broken 4 GB Ipod that is not a model they even carry anymore, along with $50. In exchange, they handed me a brand new 30 GB Ipod. As an interesting aside, they offered me the extended warranty. Choking back a laugh - because obviously when this one breaks I'm just going to go back and talk to Chris again - I declined, took my receipt, and left.

    David's girlfriend gets a brand new Ipod, David gets credit for it, Walmart gets shafted.
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  • #2
    You're a ****ty libertarian.

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    • #3
      Why?
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      • #4
        That's cheating.
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          Originally posted by KrazyHorse
          Why?
          Property rights are their god.

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          • #6
            Nice one

            My gf ran into 'Chris' at tescos the other xmas, when he told her they had pink DS in stock if we came back later, when they actually didnt have a hope in hell of having stock. Thats a couple of hours driving in xmas shopping traffic I will never get back
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            • #7
              I walk into Walmart, skip the Customer Service counter and go back to Electronics.
              Wow. You really must be annoying to make them allow that. I usually just told people like you to turn around and got to Customer Service. Then if the thieves got over on them, it wouldn't effect me.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kuciwalker


                Property rights are their god.
                a) So? He didn't break in and steal the thing. They gave it to him.

                b) Not for all of them...
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  That's great I wonder if Walmart has a way to return their defective iPods to Apple; as a book retailer, my company will happily take back defective books without receipts, because we can just send them back to the publisher.

                  I had a case of the opposite yesterday ... a guy came in, demanding cash back for a return with no receipt. When I told him he gets store credit, he argued for several minutes as if other retailers happily give cash back for returns with no receipt.

                  I had to try very, very hard not to laugh at him ... though when he said I was turning him into a customer of the competition, I did suggest he ask the competition what their policy is, as I highly doubt it's any different

                  He started to call them, then stopped and gave in
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                  • #10
                    I didn't steal anything, or lie. I just went in and said I had a broken Ipod and no receipt, and that I wanted to exchange it.

                    Not my fault that's how they do business.

                    Wow. You really must be annoying to make them allow that. I usually just told people like you to turn around and got to Customer Service. Then if the thieves got over on them, it wouldn't effect me.
                    They initially did. I explained that I was just trying to speed things up for everyone - if the answer was no, I didn't want to wait 30 minutes to hear it.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by David Floyd
                      They initially did. I explained that I was just trying to speed things up for everyone - if the answer was no, I didn't want to wait 30 minutes to hear it.
                      I wouldn't have cared.
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #12
                        Some manufacturers will accept some of their defective products back and give the retailer credit for them. It depends on the agreements they have with each individual retailer, and depends on the product. Given that Walmart is a powerhouse, I would imagine that their agreement's with manufacturer's are pretty biased in favor of Walmart.
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                        • #13
                          DD - well, I work in retail. I'm an Ops Manager for Best Buy. So I know a little bit about schmoozing my way into what I want with retail employees
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                          • #14
                            Underhanded is the term I'd use. Ultimately, however, only successful b/c of Walmart's own decisions.

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                            • #15
                              Given that Walmart is a powerhouse, I would imagine that their agreement's with manufacturer's are pretty biased in favor of Walmart.

                              Probably not. There's only one Apple, DF.

                              They have the upper hand, since people don't go to Wal-Mart looking for "an mp3 player"; they go to wal-mart looking for an iPod, and if Wal-Mart doesn't have one they'll go somewhere else. Apple has the brand recognition right now.
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