Walmart - Company Run By Morons for My Benefit

[Pekka]

I seem to notice my Indians fans are always first with the WTFs. Since there's lots of people in India, I should make aneeshm and LordShiva my Indian coordinators. They seem to me well educated people, definitely in the upper echelons of the society.

So, aneeshm and LordShiva, you guys should turn me into a phenomenon over there. We have lots of ventures we can tap into.. this Bollywood, I could be like the evil Western dude, villain. So, you guys should start managing me there. Get rich. What? You suddenly started hating money? Gather your masses.

[KrazyHorse]

wtf pekka?

[Pekka]

Think about it. How cool would that be. I'd be a superstar in India. For what? No apparent reason. Totally doable. I only need our Indian posters to manage me and make some moves.

[KrazyHorse]

This is how the Winter War and polar bear swims got started, isn't it?

[Arrian]

Supercitizen goes to India. Part Jackass, part Borat, ALL Finn.

-Arrian

[LordShiva]

[Pekka]

Part getting rich, part hitting that bollywood punpun, part 'who are you?' 'I AM'. Just awesome, and theres' so much people in India that with proper marketing and managing, this goal would be easy. It's not that I'd need to be the most recognizable person, that's impossible. Even local star, just enough to be a millionaire (in terms of Euros).

[KrazyHorse]

Required scenes:

1) Knife fight. Actually, make that knife fights.
2) Makeout session with Hindu girls and Pekka smoking some sweet Indian ****
3) Computer scene where Pekka hacks the bad guy's network. Naked.
4) Sauna scene. Giant Indian men beating Pekka with tree branches
5) Pekka climbs Mt. Everest. Naked.
6)Another knife fight for good measure. Make the bad guy a human/elephant hybrid. And he's blue. With many arms.
7) Cheering villagers lift Pekka up on their shoulders. Cut to credits.

[Jon Miller]

You forgot the monologues.

JM

[Pekka]

As long as I get to be naked and rich.

[KrazyHorse]

I was thinking the whole thing would be voiced over by pekka.

But what would be really neat is if we had Pekka deliver monologues (preferably to pretty Hindu girls either before or after hitting it)...while the voiceover narration continues.

We could make film history.

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
(preferably to pretty Hindu girls either before or after hitting it)

Well, as long as their hands weren't cold. Or he didn't have to call them.

JM

[ocellis]

Mildly evil and quite ruthless, but not nearly enough bloodshed. 2/10 with an extra point for the manager's name. Adds up to 3/10 on a normalized scale ranging from plucking daisies to being S. Darkshade.

[Snotty]

Originally posted by Pekka
As long as I get to be naked and Rich.

Thats not a mental image I wanted, thanks mate

[Aeson]

They'll just charge a bit more (due to all these sorts of occurances). You can't hurt Walmart, just those who shop there.