New Years party: Damage assessment

[Cort Haus]

The worst New Years Eve I ever had was in Germany. Me and two French friends were invited by our German friend, Tomas, and we travelled across Europe to the party.

When we got there, his b1tch of a girlfriend announced that we were not, in fact, invited to the party at all, only she was, and the rest of us ended up in some crap bar. Afterwards I found at the reason we were suddenly 'uninvited' was because this b1tch wanted to screw some guy at this party, and wanted to get rid of Tomas. The ruse to invite us was just a trick to make her vile little plan easier.

She definitely deserved a bottle over the head.

[Ecthy]

German women I tell you.

[LordShiva]

German women

[Ecthy]

Have you been to Germany or just known a few who travelled to India to visit brown people? These might be more agreeable.

[Cort Haus]

Oh dear, another thread broken by LS. Worthy of a 10% PCR at least, in my view.

{EDIT - Nice edit, LS}

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
Oh dear, another thread broken by LS. Worthy of a 10% PCR at least, in my view.

[Provost Harrison]

Couldn't you just shrink that picture a little bit rather than attempt to crash the entire internet?

[LordShiva]

Better?

[Provost Harrison]

Yes, in more ways than one

[Dinner]

My friends and I decided to go to a local Indian casino instead of clubbing downtown. Not only did we not have to pay parking or entrance fees but I also won $100 at blackjack and they gave everyone a free glass of one of our local champagnes at midnight.

[LordShiva]

There is no such thing as "local" champagne if you don't live in Champagne

[Dinner]

There is in California. We ignore the stupid expropraition of historic names which have entered common English usage.

In other words we abide by centries old basic legal principles instead of recent EU protectionist dictates.

[Dauphin]

I downed three pints in about 30 minutes, then I ate a big block of deep fried cheese, then passed out about 10pm. The whys and wherefores are forgotten to the mysts of time.

[Eli]

Didn't break a thing but had a great poker game. The look on the face of a person who goes all in with an Ace high flush, when he discovers that I have a straight flush... Priceless.

[Saras]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Saras went to the doctor over a cork mishap?

Shut up, blood was building up around my retina, and a neighbor who'e a microsurgeon told me to go.

But maybe in texas you get sold cow piss as champagne, with cork velocity that of a drunken Sloww