Is the PS3 Poised to Obliterate the Xbox 360?

[Kuciwalker]

Link's an adult in TP

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Link's an adult in TP

Can he handle his sword with any skill?

[Kuciwalker]

Why don't you ask Asher?

[Asher]

His sword's as small as Kuci's.

[Kuciwalker]

Thank you, I'm flattered.

[Asher]

You forget that the Hyrule is actually the size of an atom in my thumb.

[Q Classic]

It it's that small, maybe Link and Lemmiwinks are one and the same?

They do both use LINK in their name...

[Asher]

http://uk.gamespot.com/features/6162742/index.html

Gamespot compares Xbox 360 vs PS3 games...

The Xbox 360 had better graphics in almost all the games we examined. The 360's biggest victories were in Madden 07 and Fight Night Round 3, where the differences in texture detail and lighting stood out in our comparison shots. We couldn't capture this in the screenshots, but the Xbox 360 games generally offered better framerates too.

[Asher]

Brilliance.

http://arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.ars/2006/12/6/6196

Here's what the Sony update "fixed." And by fixed I mean it hates people with 720p sets

Sony has finally announced what the most recent update sought to accomplish: the official version of what this update does.

Of special note: the priority of resolutions has been changed, putting 1080i over 720p. So if you prefer 720p as a resolution, be sure to uncheck 1080i as a possible resolution on your television, or else games that support both resolutions will automatically display at 1080i. Of course, if you uncheck 1080i as a resolution, your Blu-ray movies will display at 480p. So you'll have to just manually switch the resolution yourself depending on what you're doing.

If you have a 720p set, not only has Sony not fixed the scaling issues, they've made the process of playing games and watching movies less user friendly. Sony really wants you to upgrade into a 1080p set, and they seem to want to punish you if you don't have one. Remember folks, the high-definition era doesn't start until Sony says so. When will they say so? Not yet.

[Elok]

Asher, the Wii still has the 360 beat hands-down in this respect. Not only is the 360 pad very non-phallic in shape, it lacks motion sensors and therefore cannot be used to map the G-spot. Also, Link's sword, regardless of size, will probably sound infinitely more appealing to women than the alternative, Master Chief (guy in mask=creepy), using something called a "needler."

EDIT: I might add that the nunchuck attachment allows for all sorts of exciting possibilities.

[Asher]

The Wii has a weak vibrator, the 360 pad has two vibrators and a wider diameter for ultimate pleasure. It also has a more pleasing curve that is more apt to touch the g-spot.

[Elok]

Dude, the 360 controller is shaped like a bloated batarang. Only enormous women and those who have just given birth will be able to comfortably fit that sucker up there, and the analog sticks will snag. I grant you that enormous women are the sort most likely to need a vibrator, but you're senselessly excluding a sizable demographic there. Besides, straight males are more likely to buy a platform if they see it succeeding with the hot, slender type of female.

What it all comes down to is, as a gay man, do you look at the 360 controller and think "I'd like to put this up my arse?" Probably not. Whereas I'm all but certain that you have at some point said that Nintendo pulled the Wiimote out of theirs, which implies it is more naturally conformed to that location as well as, perhaps, other sensitive orifices.

[CrONoS]

Elok:1 - Asher:0

[Asher]

I cannot match his clear expertise in the field.

[CrONoS]

ohhh....
Elok:1 Asher:1