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  • #31
    Originally posted by DanS


    I'll go out one of these nights and buy another.
    It was an agent from the Ministry of Consumer Affairs. They stole your bike in order to get you to buy a new one.

    Stimulating the economy.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #32
      "Go out one of these NIGHTS, and BUY another one".
      It's becoming apparent that it's a rival gang type thing going. Dan's a member of the Sawbucks. Their colors, as was alluded to, is green.
      We're on to you, Dan.
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      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #33
        Originally posted by SlowwHand
        I bet it was an offshoot of the same thug gang that stole Che's bike. Bastards!

        Let's form a posse. Arrian, get the rope.
        Donegeal, you with us or against us? These bike thefts can't continue.
        Sorry Sloww. While I'm not against you, I'm gunna take a donut break from stoping bike theivery. I've earned it.
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        • #34
          Re: Someone stole my bike!

          She wasn't yours anyway, but you should expect that, sleeping with loose women.

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          • #35
            If anyone has earned the right, it's you.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #36
              Originally posted by MRT144


              what kind of person who has a secretary rides a bike?

              The director of my lab generally rides a bike during good weather.

              JM
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              • #37
                too dangerous to ride a bike where I live. Unless you like being hit by cars.

                My friend got hit by a truck while riding a bike a few weeks ago. It was a guy rushing through an intersection running a red light. She remembers flying through the air, and that was it. She was knocked out. There weren't many people around when she was riding, but when she came to, there were all kinds of people around her. She ended up walking away before the police arrived. . She just doesn't think highly of herself, and doesn't like the attention. And she should have went to the hospital. Oh well.

                My brother used to ride a bicycle for work for health reasons (to lose weight, stay in shape). He had too many close calls and finally bought a Toyota pickup.

                I thought about riding a bike to work for health reasons. But just thinking about it made me tired.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by DanS
                  I relied on the maxim that most people are honest and would not steal an unlocked bike in broad daylight while I ran into the restaurant to get takeout. I have had much success with this in the past.
                  "A fool and his Huffy are soon parted..."

                  Seriously, what were you thinking?
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #39
                    People in my city still do that all the time. At least in places that have windows so you can look out and see the bike. But it is funny, as theft rates for cars in my city are high. I have no idea what bicycle theft rates are.

                    At my places of business I see guys leave their bikes outside all the time. Often they will turn them upside down to slow down anyone would take it. I used to do that all the time when running in a 7-11 store. Never had a bike stolen from me.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
                      Must have been a Dutch immigrant who stole it.
                      It wasn't me. I have my latest bike for over a year now (almost a record) so I don't need to steal another one. And I didn't steal this one, bought it from a junkie
                      Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                      And notifying the next of kin
                      Once again...

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                      • #41
                        I've found that one can get the best deals off junkies.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #42
                          Re: Someone stole my bike!

                          Originally posted by DanS
                          Bastards!
                          That's what you get when you live in a ****hole like DC

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                          Killing it is the new killing it
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Jon Miller



                            The director of my lab generally rides a bike during good weather.

                            JM
                            thats one vote for nerds
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by DRoseDARs


                              "A fool and his Huffy are soon parted..."

                              Seriously, what were you thinking?
                              He was huffing something all right.
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                              • #45
                                I must say that this is a good case of reverse psychology. I leave my stuff here, open for anyone to take, so no one will actually take it.

                                Ummhh... ?
                                In da butt.
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