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Enjoying the miracle that is a long ****ing distance relationship.
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MultipleIn Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Dating 3 guys every week and collecting an apparently neverending chain of disastersI will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloomComment
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Well, I voted for the player thing but that might just change soon.
I think I found her.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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married, no kids.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Married, kidComment
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Married, One kid, one in the oven... yum!Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
1992-Perot
, 1996-Perot , 2000-Bush 
, 2004-Bush :|, 2008-Obama :|, 2012-Obama , 2016-Clinton , 2020-Biden 
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Too busy to date"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Same, but a couple of people, including my favorite Teacher Assistant, told me it is a relationship I should be getting out of.Originally posted by Oerdin
I have a girlfriend but we both live in our own places.
Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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Where's the "Chronic Single" option?
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I'd be interested in finding out how many of the people who were living with their girlfriend/boyfriend did it because they were really head over heels in love and how many shacked up because they thought it was financially a good move. For those of you who did move in together (without getting married), how long were you dating before you decided to move in with him/her?Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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I've been single so long that I'm thinking of making an honest man out of myself and formalizing the arrangement in a celibacy ceremony.B♭3Comment
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Ditto-- due Sept 14Originally posted by Donegeal
Married, One kid, one in the oven...You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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