How do you get a girl?

[Spec]

Originally posted by Arrian


Ugh, this really works? It sounds like a bad line from a movie (given to the "sleezeball" character).

-Arrian

It all depends on how you say it, the tone of your voice and the expresiion on your face when you say it.

And yes, it works.

Confidence helps.

Spec.

[Snotty]

i guess you would have as much success with 'get your coat, youve pulled'

or

I hate to be blunt but youre beautiful

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Snotty
work girls? if you insist. go to regular works drinks, like every friday after work or something. Regular drinks can turn into occasional club nights, if people are leaving and so on. Pack your dancing shoes, and dance like no-one is watching

That would be best. He needs to find a way to get to know her outside of the office and this just might be the best way. Failing that organizing a camping trip or BBQ or what not might also work. Just make sure it is something she's interested in.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Japher
Just say "Hey baby, you're hot, why don't we go get some BBQ and get busy."

Werks every time.


(and yes, it's a line from The Fresh Prince of BelAire)

Did you recently start a thread about sexual harrassment?

[Japher]

it's not harrassment if they like it

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Dating tips for a 30+

It's never too late to learn.

[Darius871]

As for the OP, just put a banana in your shorts. Hasn't failed me yet.

[Lorizael]

Based on my vast experience of two girlfriends, I have - wouldn't you know it - two pieces of advice to offer.

First. Be the quiet, brooding guy who sits in the corner, watching everything and saying nothing. This will not get you girls, and is not really a good strategy to take, but if you happen to run across a girl who is, for whatever reason, attracted to that "type", you're set.

Second. Develop a crush on a girl you've met online. Wait for your friends to deliver her to you in a box on your birthday. Again, this isn't really a viable strategy, not exactly proactive, but my success rate is pretty damned good.

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Lorizael
This will not get you girls, and is not really a good strategy to take, but if you happen to run across a girl who is, for whatever reason, attracted to that "type", you're set.

That's awful risky advice to heed though; in my experience that kind of girl is almost always already taken and in high demand if not.

What guy in the world doesn't crave a girl who won't expect him to talk?

[Spec]

Originally posted by Darius871
What guy in the world doesn't crave a girl who won't expect him to talk?

That's only at first. Its a bait. One day or another, your hooked.

Spec.

[Ecthy]

This reminds me of the best song.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Ecthy
I think Dis is a troll.

See who's talking? Nothing stops you from trying even if you will never be as good as Alexander's Horse.

[Ecthy]

It's a funny one though as you must admit UR. Dis keeps posting the same stuff over and over again, gets the same sh!t tips from geeks and nerds as he's supposed to be one. This entire thread is a farce.

Dis, if I can give you one piece of advice, that stuff doesn't exist. The times I was "successful" with girls I was not so but rather two minds happened to agree on something randomly. IE I had no plan and no strategy, things just turned out to happen. Before that came a few minutes of good conversation. Never had anything going with a girl I fancied for more than one evening without getting it on with her. Whenever I fancied one without it turning into something quickly, nothing happened. So all this plans and strategies and tactics stuff is absolute nonsense for me.

[Ecthy]

It's a funny one though as you must admit UR. Dis keeps posting the same stuff over and over again, gets the same sh!t tips from geeks and nerds as he's supposed to be one. This entire thread is a farce.

Dis, if I can give you one piece of advice, that stuff doesn't exist. The times I was "successful" with girls I was not so but rather two minds happened to agree on something randomly. IE I had no plan and no strategy, things just turned out to happen. Before that came a few minutes of good conversation. Never had anything going with a girl I fancied for more than one evening without getting it on with her. Whenever I fancied one without it turning into something quickly, nothing happened. So all this plans and strategies and tactics stuff is absolute nonsense for me.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Spec
That's only at first. Its a bait. One day or another, your hooked.

Spec.

Yeah man it was terrible. I had to stay with her for two freaking years man. Kept trying to do all these weird sexual things to me without me even asking. And always tried to engage me in these really long philosophical discussions that forced me to think a whole bunch. It was awful.