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  • #16
    If it was a goodlooking and well-conserved one, I'd take it
    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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    • #17
      youre complaining about being used yet you used us. youre a hypocrite.

      at least she didnt say she loved you, and then cheated on you, and you now have an STD.
      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • #18
        Originally posted by germanos
        Weren't you dead

        Oh -- and the first statement that MRT made in his post too.
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        • #19
          you had great sex-- she made you no promises and she moved on-- so FG Move on-- If she ever comes back when you are single, have more great sex but expect nothing more from her than that
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Az
            Women are sluts, FG.
            This is a gross overgeneralization. You should be more specific. Please list names, address and phone numbers.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by faded glory
              next person who says that should get banned IMO.
              Hey, maybe she lost interest in diddling a stiff. Maybe the other guy isn't a gas pumper who posted as "his brother" claiming a fake death because to get attention on an internet forum? It's not like you're any sort of ****ing prize, honeycakes.
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              • #22
                OMG YOU ARE GOING TO GET BANNED MTG
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #23
                  Faded glory deserves to get asked about his death til eternity. Like MMC deserves to get asked about who he is.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler


                    This is a gross overgeneralization. You should be more specific. Please list names, address and phone numbers.
                    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                    • #25
                      Er, I'm not too familiar with the rules regarding socially-accepted promiscuous sex rituals, but I thought "hooking up" specifically implied no-strings-attached casual sex. Bone today, gone tomorrow, or something like that. And if you're looking for kids, isn't this sort of thing barking up the wrong tree?
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                      • #26
                        personal crap

                        I hunted down homeboys myspace. I feel like I should tell him his girls a f***in slut who has been around the block way too many times.
                        Do that, but be civil and friendly about it -- say matter-of-factly that she's a slut and you're telling it to him just because he should know about it. Most people would take it the bad way if they're told negative things about their loved ones, so avoid getting hostile. His current bf could be a sucker who thinks he's getting a nice lady.

                        what do yall think?
                        If you're looking for some women to live with and perhaps to have children with, it's not probably a great idea to start the relationship with sex. Like Elok said, a lot of people these days are looking for short-term risky casual sex and no emotions. And that's ok for them, you just need to find someone who's looking for long-term commitment. I don't think people who are looking for that are interested from sex during first or second dates, they're interested from getting to know you and if all works well getting you to know them.

                        by MRT144:
                        at least she didnt say she loved you, and then cheated on you, and you now have an STD.
                        You don't think you're the hypocritical one here? IIRC, she was fantasizing about porn and talked about it to you, but you practically initiated the porn thing, took it to the level of actual action. She was a loyal, long-time girlfriend of yours and you basically introduced her to porn, got both of you type 2 HS-virii (arguably a ****tier sexually transmitted disease than HI-virus, which won't kill you until after 15 years if you treat it properly and could be cured within our lifetimes -- to HSV, OTOH, nobody's gonna invent a cure before humankind invents a way of cloning an entire functional nervous system). And immediately after that you had unprotected sex with another girl without HSV-2 and bragged about it afterwards in an internet forum. Really, where's the self-criticism? How about admitting that you were Evil and trying to repent?

                        by MarkTheGreat:
                        Hey, maybe she lost interest in diddling a stiff. Maybe the other guy isn't a gas pumper who posted as "his brother" claiming a fake death because to get attention on an internet forum? It's not like you're any sort of ****ing prize, honeycakes.
                        I think most people who try to insult other people do it simply in order to feel better about themselves compared to their targets. Long-term, this doesn't really work, so why not tell us why you're so bitter these days?

                        edit: changed one word
                        Last edited by RGBVideo; August 19, 2006, 17:32.

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                        • #27
                          non-personal crap

                          Originally posted by Spiffor
                          Originally posted by Whaleboy
                          you loser! Just chill, relax, and hit it with her mother

                          Words of wisdom
                          As much-educated 20-year-something students from England and France, you two are a great example from the future of Europe

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                          • #28
                            Re: personal crap

                            Originally posted by VJ
                            I think most people who try to insult other people do it simply in order to feel better about themselves compared to their targets. Long-term, this doesn't really work, so why not tell us why you're so bitter these days?
                            The only reason MtG insults all of us is because he knows that no moderator will ever even so much as warn him for it.
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                            • #29
                              Lori, why are you making his job easier?
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                              • #30
                                Re: non-personal crap

                                Originally posted by VJ
                                As much-educated 20-year-something students from England and France, you two are a great example from the future of Europe
                                Yeah, as much-educated 20 somethings, we are serious all of the time, and we completely think whatever we say or write
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