If it was a goodlooking and well-conserved one, I'd take it
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Jesus mahoney Ive been used (kind of Dramatic)
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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youre complaining about being used yet you used us. youre a hypocrite.
at least she didnt say she loved you, and then cheated on you, and you now have an STD."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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you had great sex-- she made you no promises and she moved on-- so FG Move on-- If she ever comes back when you are single, have more great sex but expect nothing more from her than thatYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
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Originally posted by faded glory
next person who says that should get banned IMO.When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."
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Faded glory deserves to get asked about his death til eternity. Like MMC deserves to get asked about who he is.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.
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Originally posted by Zkribbler
This is a gross overgeneralization. You should be more specific. Please list names, address and phone numbers."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Er, I'm not too familiar with the rules regarding socially-accepted promiscuous sex rituals, but I thought "hooking up" specifically implied no-strings-attached casual sex. Bone today, gone tomorrow, or something like that. And if you're looking for kids, isn't this sort of thing barking up the wrong tree?
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personal crap
I hunted down homeboys myspace. I feel like I should tell him his girls a f***in slut who has been around the block way too many times.
what do yall think?
by MRT144:
at least she didnt say she loved you, and then cheated on you, and you now have an STD.Really, where's the self-criticism? How about admitting that you were Evil and trying to repent?
by MarkTheGreat:
Hey, maybe she lost interest in diddling a stiff. Maybe the other guy isn't a gas pumper who posted as "his brother" claiming a fake death because to get attention on an internet forum? It's not like you're any sort of ****ing prize, honeycakes.
edit: changed one wordLast edited by RGBVideo; August 19, 2006, 17:32.
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non-personal crap
Originally posted by Spiffor
Originally posted by Whaleboy
you loser! Just chill, relax, and hit it with her mother
Words of wisdom
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Re: personal crap
Originally posted by VJ
I think most people who try to insult other people do it simply in order to feel better about themselves compared to their targets. Long-term, this doesn't really work, so why not tell us why you're so bitter these days?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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Lori, why are you making his job easier?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Re: non-personal crap
Originally posted by VJ
As much-educated 20-year-something students from England and France, you two are a great example from the future of Europe"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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