Am I Weird? ?

[Dis]

why would women watch hockey? or men for that matter?

[MRT144]

cause it leads to getting laid

[Dis]

women don't have a problem getting laid.

[MRT144]

but hockey is that bridge canadian men build to get there

[Flip McWho]

Plus woman see sports stars as hot. It's the same reason guys watch beach volleyball.

[Dis]

guys with no teeth are pretty hot.

[Theben]

Basically you must have known each situation was a dating fvck-up, otherwise you wouldn't have posted it. Now go figure out what things you did wrong that you didn't post.

Or maybe not. It's probably best that you don't have more opportunities to breed.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Dis
why would women watch hockey?

I assume its those hot young guys bashing into each other.

The reason they sleep with hockey players is that apparently some women find "skater's ass" to be very hot

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Dis
guys with no teeth are pretty hot.

Ya and millionaire hockey players can't get veneers etc a la those makeover shows

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Theben
Basically you must have known each situation was a dating fvck-up, otherwise you wouldn't have posted it. Now go figure out what things you did wrong that you didn't post.

Or maybe not. It's probably best that you don't have more opportunities to breed.

Quit with the personal attacks, Tehbunbun, or you might get The-ban.

!!!

(But, it's hard not to when someone finds out just how weird they are, and then leaving 'poly over it.)

[MrFun]

Re: Am I Weird? ?

Originally posted by Wiglaf
OK So I was on a date, this was last night, NOT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND (i have had a steady girlfriend for about 2.5 years, although she is getting porky) but with a girl I knew from college. Very simple.

Here's the problem. She kept going "you're sooo weird " but I couldn't tell if she meant it critically. I would do the following::

1) not eat the food at the restaurant (I did not like it) ...her response :: "are you gonna eat that. It's gettin cold." my response :: "it got ****ty a while ago" . her response: "um alright"

2) not look her in the eye. i kind of stared out of the window a lot. this provoked no direct response but I think it got to her. I was staring at a traffic light that was changing really fast. So I say "Wow that traffic light is changing...pretty fast." She is kinda surprised by this and says "well I guess so." There was an awkward 20 second silence after that...felt like forever

3) i checked my cell phone a lot. i tried to explain to her that "my vibrator broke..." , she winced, i explained "no, the vibrate function on my phone broke, so I got to check it until I get it fixed." she was like "Yeah i bet". i didn't know what to say.
[what the hell should I have said??]

4) i smoked. this surprised me myself, actually, I'm not sure why I did that. she offered me a cigarrette so I smoked, despite not being a smoker, so I coughed up a ****storm. She went to the bathroom at this point so I'm thinking of following her in. I mean, just to make this **** a little more awkward than it already is, right.

5) i called her cute which is apparently scandalous to this girl. then i remember she doesn't have a boyfriend so she is thinking "Omfg this toolbag is trying to ditch his girlfriend and get with me" and must think I'm trolling for some action . This is not the kind of person I am but SHE WAS THINKIN IT.

6) i offered to teach her how to play chess when she said "i dont know how to play chess." so i spent 5 minutes telling her the rules....which is really hard to do, i realized, and I just dropped it. reaction : she slightly smiled and said "oh, it must be so hard to play." i'm like "yeah really hard." followed by more silence.


I feel miserable about this. I don't have the heart to ask if anyone here thinks I am weird but I would like to COMPARE DATES and ask if anything like this experience has happened to anyone here. . . . . .

Nice to see that you still have the perverted need to advertise your sexuality. What happened to family values?

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Flubber


I assume its those hot young guys bashing into each other.

The reason they sleep with hockey players is that apparently some women find "skater's ass" to be very hot

having to explain the dynamics of sexual relationships has to be emberassing, not only for the person explaining but also the person being explained to

[Zoid]

Oh, the humanity! Yes, you´re weird. Weird enought to take this to Poly and expect something other than ridicule and scathing remarks!

[Dis]

and I thought I was socially inept. I'm Cassanova compared to him.

And I like how little it took to get him to "leave forever".

[Zoid]

I thought that bit was a joke at first...