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  • Originally posted by Ecthy
    @ the Anglo-American horde and their goal-setting atittude

    Ever tried being human beings, people?
    No, we're still arguing a lot about the details of the 12 point "being human" action plan.
    He's got the Midas touch.
    But he touched it too much!
    Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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      • Of course, Jon could have written the number on his hand
        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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        • That's what the Brits usually do.

          Why didn't she get some paper by herself? Why didn't she write it on her thong and give it to you?

          Ever thought about that?

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          • Or Jon could have said, "Well, why don't you come by my place/the lab so I could write down your number."
            (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
            (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
            (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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            • Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly


              Great idea.

              girl: so can I get your number?
              jon: um, I don't have any paper
              girls: well, maybe I'll se you around campus
              jon: pretend it's a video game...pretend it's a video game...pretend it's a video game

              newscaster: Our top story tonight: college student assaults cute girl with "warhammer +2 ," flees scene using magic amulet. That story, sports, and weather after these words...
              Please, he'd flee with his Boots of Escaping.

              Better to take the KOTOR approach:

              girl: So can I get your number?
              jon light side: Please wait here while I'll get some paper and a pen.

              Spent the next several hours doing other stuff assuming that you'll stumble across the paper and pen at some point.

              jon dark side: Enough of your simpering! Die!. . .Now I am the master!
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • What do you need her number for?

                Slip her twenty quid, find a quiet spot and get the BJ. Job accomplished.

                Women love being used like that, too.

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                • Here's an idea too Jon: get your own mobile phone, then you can use it like a mobile address book, and store other peoples' numbers in it!

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                  • 7 days? I think I'd be able to get 4-5 dates in 7 days with a little effort

                    unless I can count girls I already know. If that is the case, I think 10 in 7 days is feasible.
                    Last edited by Kaak; April 27, 2006, 11:56.
                    "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                    "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                    • To those of you who have problems, here is my advice. It will work if you take it. Talk to girls. Everyone you can. You don't have to be interested in them. In fact, it may be better if you aren't.

                      The more you talk to them, the more comfortable you'll be when you start talking to one you like. 90% of communication is non-verbal, so they can tell if you aren't comfortable.
                      "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                      "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                      • Originally posted by Gibsie
                        Here's an idea too Jon: get your own mobile phone, then you can use it like a mobile address book, and store other peoples' numbers in it!
                        I have one now, and tell myself I would do better now.

                        I was giving an example from 3 years ago (my best year sadly enough, this current year is the worst year I have had since undergrad)

                        Jon Miller
                        Jon Miller-
                        I AM.CANADIAN
                        GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                        • Currently (and all this year so far) I am working 12+ hour days, 7ish days a week (I try to take some hours one day a week to go to church). I am also working nights.

                          Let's just say I am lucky to see girls in a given day right now.

                          Jon Miller
                          Jon Miller-
                          I AM.CANADIAN
                          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                          • do you work at a bathhouse?
                            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                            • Nope, a physics lab.

                              Jon Miller
                              Jon Miller-
                              I AM.CANADIAN
                              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                              • so theres even less of a chance of women being there.
                                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                                'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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