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  • Originally posted by DaShi

    A lot of men misinterpret a woman's actions as interest when there is certainly none there.
    LIES! JENNIFER GARNER LOVES ME, SHE'S JUST TOO BUSY RIGHT NOW.
    He's got the Midas touch.
    But he touched it too much!
    Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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    • Originally posted by Ninot
      Sometimes I begrudge having an SO, because I would so love to have the chase and hunt of finding a girl again.
      Let's switch

      I hate the chase. I give it to you, you give me the girlfriend
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      • somehow I doubt it. Where do you ask women out? On the street. Most women I meet are on the street, and they are strangers. Unless I ask out coworkers. But that's generally not a good idea.

        Anywhere there are women! (well, just to be clear, that's how it used to be anyways--in case my wife reads this thread )

        At the book store, passing by on the street, in a restaurant....sky's the limit...

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        • Monogamy = abomination.

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          • Yeah, I did pretty good with a girl I met on the subway until I flubbed it on epic proportions as I left the subway... (she wanted to give me her number, I had no paper, she said then that we might see eachother at University, I said that I never got out of the physics class/lab... the sort of thing that comes out when I should be saying something like: where are you generally at? or the like)

            I am pretty sure that I would have a lot more success with women if my subconcious wasn't working hard to spite me.

            Jon Miller
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            • That comes with practice: The more you put yourself in these situations, the more you'll remember not to say loser things like "I never got out of the physics class/lab"
              Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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              • My subconscious is fantastic at undermining any confidence I may have, whether that be regarding love or career. For some reason I have a lot of faith in my abilities and intelligence. I just have very little faith in my fellow man to be able to identify them and utilise them effectively...
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • Originally posted by Son of David
                  Monogamy = abomination.
                  Hi Stew!
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                    • @ the Anglo-American horde and their goal-setting atittude

                      Ever tried being human beings, people?

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                      • Bah, that will never get you women!
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.â€
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                        • Originally posted by Jon Miller
                          Yeah, I did pretty good with a girl I met on the subway until I flubbed it on epic proportions as I left the subway... (she wanted to give me her number, I had no paper, she said then that we might see eachother at University, I said that I never got out of the physics class/lab... the sort of thing that comes out when I should be saying something like: where are you generally at? or the like)

                          I am pretty sure that I would have a lot more success with women if my subconcious wasn't working hard to spite me.

                          Jon Miller
                          whenever you meet a girl just pretend its a video game with an isometric 3rd person perspective. and dont botch it.
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                          • Originally posted by MOBIUS
                            That comes with practice: The more you put yourself in these situations, the more you'll remember not to say loser things like "I never got out of the physics class/lab"
                            Cast that as "Hey, I am always at the physics lab, I pratically sleep there. Drop by anytime!"
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                            • Originally posted by MRT144


                              whenever you meet a girl just pretend its a video game with an isometric 3rd person perspective. and dont botch it.
                              Great idea.

                              girl: so can I get your number?
                              jon: um, I don't have any paper
                              girls: well, maybe I'll se you around campus
                              jon: pretend it's a video game...pretend it's a video game...pretend it's a video game

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                              • couldnt be any worse than hes doing

                                okay, i was thinking more like, analyze the situation youre in and look at it from an outsiders POV
                                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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