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  • #31
    Venison...now there's an idea...
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Provost Harrison


      My mother's ex boyfriend once hit a pheasant but because the height was just right, it just snapped its neck as the rest of it just cleared under the car. We dined well that evening

      You could have minced venison
      missed the h when reading this the first time - the "dining well" part worried me a bit.
      With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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      • #33
        I knew some fool would think that
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #34
          After spending five days in Oxford and "experiencing" english food, that h could be a misspelling
          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

          Steven Weinberg

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          • #35
            I've known someone who has hit a deer... with a bullet .
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #36
              Is it MILF hunting season?
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              • #37
                I thought they were legal game all year
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                  I've known someone who has hit a deer... with a bullet .
                  Yeah... me! Only my bullet was about 5 feet wide, 9 feet long and weighs about 1000 lbs! Thats one hell of a slug. No wonder that he split in two!!!
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                  • #39
                    Wonder what your speeding ticket would be if your "bullet" traveled with std bullet velocity - or would a clip in your driving licence be sufficient ?
                    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                    Steven Weinberg

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                    • #40
                      Hmmm... I don't have the stuff with me right now, but i would imagine that it would be something like 1000 mph (I have no idea what the mph of a bullet is. Mussle velocolity is ft per second) in a 55. The one I got was for 14 over and cost me $160 and 4 points (you get 12 here).
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                      1992-Perot , 1996-Perot , 2000-Bush , 2004-Bush :|, 2008-Obama :|, 2012-Obama , 2016-Clinton , 2020-Biden

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                      • #41
                        Well, here you have three clips avaliable. If you drive more than 30 % it costs a clip - more than 60 % and you loose the license.

                        Smaller firearms have a velocity of ~500 km/h and army rifles 2800 km/h - a hunting rifle probably somewhere inbetween. No matter wich you choose, I would be pretty scared to drive a car at that speed

                        Oh, and hitting anything would probably be fatal.

                        Actually, nature is kind to humanity - every year some swedes are killed hitting one of these (an elg (elk ?) - grown up weights 500-700 kg) :
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                        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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                        • #42
                          That's a moose.
                          What?

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                          • #43
                            Midwestern dear aren't safe to eat. They got type of prion disease.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #44
                              Your talking about CWD, Chronic Wasting Disease (Mad Cow Disease for deer). Yes thats in the Midwest. Its even in Wisconsin; but the farthest south it goes is Dane County (Madison). Walworth County has had no cases of the disease.
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                              • #45
                                If'n it was my brain, I wouldn' take the chance.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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