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Garland is now wet. 
I'm in Richardson. Still dry.
I'm in Richardson. Still dry.
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"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead -
U R A Texan if:
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine,
Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne,
Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie.
2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in
the yard and look for a funnel.
3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day.
4.You know that the true value of a parking space is
not determined by the distance to the door, but by the
availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for
special occasions.
9.You go to the lake because you think it is like going
to the ocean.
10.You listen to the weather forecast before picking out
an outfit.
11.You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12.Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13.You have known someone who has had a belt buckle
bigger than your fist.
14.You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
15.Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350
4x4 is.
17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'.
18.You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
19.You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to"
send it to your friends.
20.Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard
this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?".....
"Dr. Pepper"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
U R A Texan if:
1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine,
Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne,
Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie.
2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in
the yard and look for a funnel.
3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day.
4.You know that the true value of a parking space is
not determined by the distance to the door, but by the
availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. Little Smokies are something you serve only for
special occasions.
9.You go to the lake because you think it is like going
to the ocean.
10.You listen to the weather forecast before picking out
an outfit.
11.You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12.Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13.You have known someone who has had a belt buckle
bigger than your fist.
14.You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
15.Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350
4x4 is.
17. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressin'.
18.You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
19.You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to"
send it to your friends.
20.Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard
this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?".....
"Dr. Pepper"
@ zkribbler no need for byob if ya drink my kind of beer. If ya dont then its byob
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