Fred Stolen: Snakes on a Plane

[Dis]

the real question is if they can fly the plane.

[Pyrodrew]

The audio bit uses a Jackson sound-alike shouting, "I want these mother------- snakes off the mother------- plane!" Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie.
Apparently, the studio got the hint. When Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter the line that fans have demanded.

It's crazy.

[DinoDoc]

This has classic written all over it.

[Richelieu]

I'll bet the same type of popular movement is responsible for this movie . I mean: there has to be some kind of reason behind it, right?

I mean: that's the only reason they could have done that movie, right?...

[Dis]

I can't believe this doesn't come out until Aug 18. What am I going to do for my snakes on a plane fix until then?

What if I should die before ever seeing this movie?

[Elok]

I only heard the beautiful, beautiful details recently. Hence I'm late to the discussion.

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!

Oh, and don't get excited about the nudity bit. We haven't ruled out the possibility of snake-wang appearing. Anything can happen with this remarkable film.

[Dis]

I want to see snakes in a *****.

[Fake Boris]

When I first saw this thread, I never thought it would reach the magic 100. Good handjob KH

[Dis]

We're only at 97 (98 now).

No one post after me to prove Boris wrong.

[Guynemer]

Roger that. No more posting.

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
This has classic written all over it.

Yes it does.

[Bill3000]

Originally posted by Richelieu
I'll bet the same type of popular movement is responsible for this movie . I mean: there has to be some kind of reason behind it, right?

I mean: that's the only reason they could have done that movie, right?...

Except the Core is a completely and utterly retarded movie.

[Dis]

I'm almost tempted to see the core if it's that bad.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Woah! Apparently it's a documentary!

Pilot lands plane with rogue snake in one hand
Man grabs unwanted 4.5-foot co-pilot behind head, gets quick clearance
The Associated Press

Updated: 4:31 p.m. ET June 2, 2006
CHARLESTON, W.Va. - The much-talked-about movie "Snakes on a Plane" doesn't open until August. But Monty Coles doesn't have to see it. He's lived it.

Three-thousand feet in the air on Saturday, he discovered a four-and-a-half-foot black snake peering out at him from the instrument panel of his Piper Cherokee.

He'd already been preparing to land in southern Ohio after a flight from West Virginia.

He tried to swat the snake. But it just fell to his feet under the rudder pedals and then darted to the other side of the cockpit.

So, while flying the plane with one hand, Coles grabbed the snake behind its head with his other hand, even as it coiled around his arm.

Next, he told the control tower he needed emergency landing clearance — and that he had "one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane."

He says he was cleared right in.

Coles made a smooth landing, then posed for pictures with the snake, before letting it loose.

[notyoueither]

Obvious publicity for the film. Brilliant!