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  • #31
    People who are attacked by snakes on a plane.
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    • #32
      General Ludd's probably the kinda person who wouldn't go see Rocky Horror cuz the movie sucks.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #33
        That's quite possible. But then again, the Rocky Horror didn't have any snakes.
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        • #34
          Snakes?!! On a plane?!!

          Last edited by Richelieu; March 12, 2006, 19:02.
          What?

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          • #35
            Nor a plane, for that matter.

            And it certainly didn't have any snakes on a mother****ing plane, that's for damned sure.
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #36
              And that's a good thing. Coz there ain't a god damn thing they could have done about it!
              What?

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              • #37



                I just ordered it


                Yes, really. I swear it.
                I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                Asher on molly bloom

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                • #38
                  It's very easy to take out snakes in a controlled environment - just turn the temperature down. Then they won't be going anywhere.
                  (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                  (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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                  • #39
                    What part of "And there's not a got damned thing they can do about it!" do you not understand?
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #40
                      these are not normal snakes
                      I need a foot massage

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                      • #41
                        And it's not a normal plane.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #42
                          It's a plane, with snakes.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #43
                            I bet it would be something like

                            plane going from new york to san diego, with passangers, and loads of snakes in cages for the zoo, somehow (maybe thru a crazy guy) the snakes escape, and people have to fight the snakes.
                            I need a foot massage

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                            • #44
                              That would be better than the actual plot.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #45
                                Why are you trying to explain how the story would work? There's gonna be snakes, they're gonna be on a plane, and that's all you need to know.
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