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  • #76
    Originally posted by JohnT
    If Tarantino could only direct this movie, it would be the GREATEST MOVIE EVAH!
    Great lines
    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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    • #77
      Samuel L. Jackson....
      ...whipped someone....
      WITH A FREEKIN COBRA!

      He COBRAWHIPPED someone!

      aaaaaaaaaaaah right! BEST MOVIE EVER DONE BY THE HAND OF MAN OR GOD!
      Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
      -Richard Dawkins

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      • #78
        So lets go to the next level

        Snakes ID'ed

        Rattlesnake
        Coral
        Anaconda
        Some big viper (Gabon maybe)
        Cobra
        We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
        If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
        Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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        • #79
          my internet connection is too slow to hear the sound properly. But that movie does look hilarious. I can't believe it's for real. Aww who am I kidding. They made the movie bats didn't they? I guess he's in need of money to make a movie like that.

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          • #80
            The full official logo has been revealed. I want it on a t-shirt.

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            • #81
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
                How do snakes reproduce?

                Once a magician put a snake around my arm and I dont recall any snake hole or snake penis.
                It's retractable.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #83
                  If the food doesn't kill you, they will
                  "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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                  • #84
                    Snake = food
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #85
                      People in the far east = creepy mf'ers that eat dogs.

                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #86
                        the real question is why such an inane thread has so many posts on Apolyton.

                        oh wait a minute. This is poly. I should have realized this would happen.

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                        • #87
                          And there ain't a got damn thing you can do about it.
                          What?

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                          • #88
                            I'm sure I could post something to get this thread closed. . Actually Ming would probably just delete the post and ban me. There has to be a way to stop this madness! How do you deal with snakes on a plane?

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                            • #89
                              You can shoot them, you can mace them, you can even use them to COBRA-WHIP other people!

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                              • #90
                                don't forget the taser.

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