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  • #61
    The lawyer is from here in Austin and they announced this afternoon that a piece of buckshot lodged in his heart that they had not seen and it caused a silent heart attack. He will have to remain in the ICU unit for the next seven days to see if the piece of buckshot is going to move. They don't want to removed it because they feel (or hope) that it's imbeded itself to far in to move. They reported that Vice Pres. Cheney called him today and said he seemed to be in good spirits.

    Well catch me naked and slap me silly! Of course he's in good spirits wouldn't you be? I'd be planning on how I was going to be spending the millions of dollars I was going to be sueing for or at the very least settling out of court for. He is quite a prominant lawyer here in Austin.
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    • #62
      Sorry to burst you expectations bubble Tiamat, but the first rule of Fight Club is you DO NOT sue Darth Cheney.
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #63
        If he's a prominant Lawyer and one of dick's buds, I'm sure he has enough money already.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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        • #64
          They'll take care of him. Or his family.
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          • #65
            The comedians ooh lala!!

            The best one I saw was Cheney saying there was evidence of quail, I heard quail and even if there wasn't quail I'd do the same again.
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            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Oerdin


              Reportedly Cheney spun around and shot behind the group without bothering to see what was there or even to aim.
              Reportedly the lawyer didn't announce his presence after leaving the group.

              It's not like there is one single story getting reported about this.
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              • #67
                Originally posted by Apocalypse

                Reportedly the lawyer didn't announce his presence after leaving the group.
                That's what the White House claims. Sounds like blame-the-victim spin.
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                • #68
                  I know. And it doesn't really matter since the NRA says blame is on the shooter in those situations.
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                  • #69
                    Quail hunting... sad.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Sandman
                      Quail hunting... sad.
                      I'll say this much for it, in order to make any meaningful dent in their population numbers you'd have to use nukes.
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #71
                        I'll say this much for it, in order to make any meaningful dent in their population numbers you'd have to use nukes.
                        Do NOT give Cheney any ideas!!

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                        • #72
                          Quail ARE terrorists. I would fully support the President's authorization of nuking the sh*t out of the brush to smoke'em out of their hiding holes. If not that, then I invite the Vice President to come over to my house and shoot quail. I'll be staying indoors, thank you. And no, he can't come in for a beer.
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                            Quail ARE terrorists.
                            Did you guys catch the segment by Rob Corrdry, VP Firearms Mishap Analyst, on The Daily Show the other day?
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                            • #74
                              Cheney's to give his first interview on the subject today. You'll never guess which channel.
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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Zkribbler

                                On the other hand, he will never be able to do another Q&S session with reporters again, ever. 'Cause you know they're going to ask.
                                I'd say that to a large extent, it depends on what exactly the "S" stands for.

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