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  • #1

    I do not have a pile of money -- what should I do?

    It's true -- I am merely getting by with part-time work while working on my Masters thesis.

    I suppose I could become a communist, move to Florida, and get from one place to another with a bicycle.

    Or, I could see what the cost of living is in Mingopulco -- maybe it's dramatically lower than where I'm living right now.


    Hmmm . . . . . . maybe I can strike some kind of deal with the devil?
    8
    Organize a cheating scam at a casino.
    12.50%
    1
    Rob the Salvation Army.
    12.50%
    1
    Join the gay mafia and rake in the dough working for them.
    37.50%
    3
    Start my own banana plantation in Central America.
    37.50%
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    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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    get a full time job and instead of posting here work on your thesis... or let me write the thesis. One thing is for sure, there would be a lot less footnotes/endnotes
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Japher
      get a full time job and instead of posting here work on your thesis... or let me write the thesis. One thing is for sure, there would be a lot less footnotes/endnotes

      Work full-time while working on my thesis?
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #4
        Or, I could see what the cost of living is in Mingopulco
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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        • #5
          That would make your day, Benny.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #6
            Hey I wasn't the one who posted a copycat thread.
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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            • #7
              Whenever I weas in this situation I tried to fix it by spending less or earning more. . .. usually I went with the "earn more" option and picked up an additional job. (Restaurant kitchen jobs are good for this since you can generally eat some of the raw materials and save on groceries)

              But heh you can spend less too-- While in college I learned WHY certain cuts of meat cost 1/10 the cost of others. . . Actually carrots and potato are pretty filling . Past was good and cheap but I begrudged the cost of any sauce
              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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              • #8
                sell yourself
                I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                Asher on molly bloom

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                • #9
                  Spam Apolyton with FREE PSPs - worth a try I suppose - for money

                  Nice.
                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #10
                    Whore yourself out to a thousand fat guys, or fifty REALLY fat guys.

                    (Why do I havea feeling the response is gonna be, "been there done that?")

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                    • #11
                      Sell a good time on eBay and get a French woman to offer to pay you $85,000 for the priviledge of a day out with you and your mate(s).

                      Daily Telegraph
                      http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story/0,20281,17984816-5001025,00.html
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                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #12
                        That items says $13,500

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dauphin
                          Sell a good time on eBay and get a French woman to offer to pay you $85,000 for the priviledge of a day out with you and your mate(s).

                          http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/st...001025,00.html

                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                            sell yourself

                            That's impossible for me to do -- I'm priceless.
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #15
                              You know what you could help me do, MrFun...

                              You could help me protest my cable company on their channel layout. While I don't mind Logo (any channel which broadcasts Wonderfalls isn't all that bad), why did they have to stick it in between all the music video channels? Why couldn't they have tacked it on at the end, or put it before? I mean, seriously!

                              Oh, did I mention? It's non-profit. So... yeah.
                              B♭3

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