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  • I won't be seeing Brokeback Mountain for pretty much the same reason that I won't be seeing Bridges of Madison County -- too much romance, not enough 'splosions. Though in all fairness, Brokeback Mountain might have a plethora of 'splosions, but nobody would bother mentioning them. If there were 'splosions in Bridges of Madison County then people would probably say "It was very romantic and/or disgusting how two old people had sex, but what was up with all of the 'splosions?", whereas with Brokeback Mountain people would be more likely to say "I hate gays and so I hated this movie," or "I like gays and so I liked this movie," or "I like gays but I hated this movie so now let me explain how I can possibly hate this movie and yet still like gays," and nobody would even think to mention the awesome 'splosions that detracted from all of the gay sex.
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    • Originally posted by loinburger
      I won't be seeing Brokeback Mountain for pretty much the same reason that I won't be seeing Bridges of Madison County -- too much romance, not enough 'splosions. Though in all fairness, Brokeback Mountain might have a plethora of 'splosions, but nobody would bother mentioning them. If there were 'splosions in Bridges of Madison County then people would probably say "It was very romantic and/or disgusting how two old people had sex, but what was up with all of the 'splosions?", whereas with Brokeback Mountain people would be more likely to say "I hate gays and so I hated this movie," or "I like gays and so I liked this movie," or "I like gays but I hated this movie so now let me explain how I can possibly hate this movie and yet still like gays," and nobody would even think to mention the awesome 'splosions that detracted from all of the gay sex.

      did you ever see "End of the Affair" ? That was a romantic drama that also had explosions. "Year of Living Dangerously" too, IIRC. Come to think of it there are lots of romantic dramas that have explosions and stuff. Helps to keep hetero marriages together, ya know?

      Mr and Mrs Smith, OTOH, was a romantic comedy with Pitt and Jolie, that had gads of explosions, battles, etc. And yet wasnt all that good.
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      • But it had Angelina Jolie, so who cares?
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        • Finally watched Brokeback Mountain. I never knew gay guys could be that boring; that must be what Mr. Fun is like...
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          • I watched the beginning. I didn't realize they would be ****ing in the beginning of the movie as well. I thought it was a love story where it would take the entire movie for them to fall in love.

            gay sex turns me off. 'nuff said.

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            • The only entertaining thing in the movie was Heath Ledger's borderline retarded accent. That and when Gyllenhal told his father-in-law to sit the **** down...
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              • I watched BBM a few months ago. The surprising thing was that it had some of the best breasts that I have seen in a Hollywood movie (Anne Hathaway is HOT in this movie )
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                • I didn't like her with the blonde hair. She was really hot when she was still a brunette, though.
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                  • Originally posted by Wycoff
                    I watched BBM a few months ago. The surprising thing was that it had some of the best breasts that I have seen in a Hollywood movie (Anne Hathaway is HOT in this movie )
                    damn, now I have to watch the movie.

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                    • Originally posted by MrFun
                      What's wrong with two men kissing?
                      We, people of older generation have bad experience with that... practice.

                      Hard to get over this:



                      And btw, a film about cowboys, sheeps and love, I find it quite... disturbing.



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                      • Now THAT is what I call advertising!

                        I saw BBM a couple months ago. It was good, but not better than Crash .
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                        • I really have to see this movie, as a polygay
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                          • It might make you reconsider being gay.
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                            • Originally posted by Dis
                              Originally posted by Wycoff
                              I watched BBM a few months ago. The surprising thing was that it had some of the best breasts that I have seen in a Hollywood movie (Anne Hathaway is HOT in this movie )

                              damn, now I have to watch the movie.

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                              • OK...I'll bite...is that an East German propaganda poster urging us to "kiss your comissar"?

                                And Year of Living Dangerously didn't have any explosions I can remember....BUT it did have something even better! A midget gets tossed out of a high-rise!! Tee-hee-hee...things that get you tossed from Film and Feminist Theory 010E....
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