Tom Cruise censors South Park

[Q Classic]

It just doesn't make sense to me.

Kinda like how Cruise claiming he doesn't like the pen-15 doesn't make sense to me.

[Wycoff]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
It just doesn't make sense to me.

Kinda like how Cruise claiming he doesn't like the pen-15 doesn't make sense to me.

The thing that didn't make sense to me is why we were supposed to care about General Grevious and appreciate his significance 15 minutes into the Revenge of the Sith even though he's never even mentioned prior to the movie's opening scroll. Oh well, just another reason the new trilogy sucked.

As a side note, it's a shame that Cruise won't let them show this episode. It was worth it just because it bashed Scientology. They could cut the gay Cruise scenes out and the episode would still be very worthwhile.

[Agathon]

Given that he voluntarily made fun of this himself in Eyes Wide Shut, this seems stupid.

[Q Classic]

Given that he voluntarily made fun of this himself in Eyes Wide Shut, this seems stupid.

Ooh, burn. Put some balm on it!

[Sava]

I have every single episode of South Park on my hard drive.

[DaShi]

What reputation is he trying to protect?

[Berzerker]

It even ends with the Scientologists and Tom threatening to sue Stan.

Actually, the riff SP did on the Scientologists was the funniest part of the show. They gave a shortened version of L Ron Hubbard's belief system with the caption "Scientologists Actually Believe This"; you know, all that stuff about alien souls eventually inhabiting humans after arriving here 75 million years ago. Frankly, not too more far fetched than other religions (or some of the crazy stuff I come up with to explain existence).

[Flip McWho]

The thing that didn't make sense to me is why we were supposed to care about General Grevious and appreciate his significance 15 minutes into the Revenge of the Sith even though he's never even mentioned prior to the movie's opening scroll. Oh well, just another reason the new trilogy sucked.

Ummm see the cartoons. Clone wars cartoons, there the ones. They explain the events that take place between two and three

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Great concept. Make an immensely expensive feature film that only becomes comprehensible if you track down some nasty little cartoon beforehand.

[Fake Boris]

Originally posted by Sava
I have every single episode of South Park on my hard drive.

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[Provost Harrison]

I see Top Bum has thrown his rattle out of his pram again

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Great concept. Make an immensely expensive feature film that only becomes comprehensible if you track down some nasty little cartoon beforehand.

The Nasty little cartoon was written/directed by Gennedy Tarkovsky, the guy who created Samurai Jack.

Incidently, the cartoon r0xx3red my b0xx3rs!

[BeBMan]

South Park is stupid anyway *runs*

[GhengisFarb™]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
But... he's a cyborg. They could have replaced the damaged organs. And...once that whole thing was over, surely there must have been some time to do the replacement. You know, have a team of medics working on that stuff while Grevious is making other things happen, and once they're ready, do a quick and dirty surgical operation...?

He's a cyborg, meaning part of him is mechanical and part is organic. Part of him is replaceable and part of him isn't. So I guess the part that was crushed was some of the non replaceable organic part.

[Winston]

Originally posted by BeBro
South Park is stupid anyway

That is not only true, it's the truth! And in a very truthful way.