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  • #1

    Tom Cruise censors South Park

    You suck, Tommy Boy


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    HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain.
    The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S.

    The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality.

    According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained.

    A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."

    Article Copyright World Entertainment News Network All Rights Reserved.

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  • #2
    I'm sure it's available, P2P.

    That said, Cruise is t3h sux, and always has been. You know what he t3h sux?

    pen-15's.
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    • #3
      This will be sure to reduce the demand to see the episode.
      "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
      "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
      "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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      • #4
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Now that that's settled (a big hand for Sava, for decidedly ending that conversation once and for all with concrete proof of Cruise's cruising for the pen-15)...

            Why does General Grevious cough? He's a robot or a cyborg. It never made sense to me.
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            • #7
              It was by far one of the funniest episodes of South Park I've seen, and that's saying something.

              It even ends with the Scientologists and Tom threatening to sue Stan. The credits are filled with "John Smith" and "Jane Smith" instead of the names of those who actually are responsible...
              "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
              ^ The Poly equivalent of:
              "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Q Cubed

                Why does General Grevious cough? He's a robot or a cyborg. It never made sense to me.
                He must run on Windows.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  Oh, as far as South Park Episodes... I like the one about the Richers, scared of ghosts and lower case t's, and my all-time favorite is Scott Tenorman Must Die!
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                  • #10
                    How can anyone take a guy whose last name is Cruise seriously?

                    I mean, Cruise.. Come on.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Q Cubed

                      Why does General Grevious cough? He's a robot or a cyborg. It never made sense to me.
                      He's a cyborg. During the invasion of Coruscant (when the Seppos kidnapped Chanchellor Palpatine) Mace Windu crushed Grevious' chest using the force. Up until that point he didn't have a bad cough, now he does.
                      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                      • #12
                        But if he's a cyborg and his chest was crushed, why... didn't they replace it?
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Q Cubed
                          But if he's a cyborg and his chest was crushed, why... didn't they replace it?
                          Damaged the Organs, plus, they went straight from invasion to flagship being boarded by two Jedi. Damn Jedi and their "Force"! Probably only had time to do a quick check and replace the chest plates.
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #14
                            But... he's a cyborg. They could have replaced the damaged organs. And...once that whole thing was over, surely there must have been some time to do the replacement. You know, have a team of medics working on that stuff while Grevious is making other things happen, and once they're ready, do a quick and dirty surgical operation...?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Q Cubed
                              But... he's a cyborg. They could have replaced the damaged organs. And...once that whole thing was over, surely there must have been some time to do the replacement. You know, have a team of medics working on that stuff while Grevious is making other things happen, and once they're ready, do a quick and dirty surgical operation...?
                              I actually don't recall him coughing all that much after battle over Coruscant. It could be that he had some work done on him then.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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