A Cup of Real Ultimae Power!

[chequita guevara]

So I decided to go with replacement hormones. . . .


ROAR!!!!


OMG, I wish I had done this ten years ago. It's amazing what lack of man juice does to you. You lose muscle mass. Your sleep gets more difficult. And of course, you can talk to women without looking at their breasts.

Well no more! I . FEEL . GREAT!

[Ted Striker]

Put that sh1t from half mast to full mast Commie!!!!!!!!

[Dis]

that's the last thing I want. To be more horny. I'd explode.

[KrazyHorse]

I think I've always had more testosterone than normal.

My sex drive is pretty high, I'm pretty aggressive as a default reaction and I can't seem to gain fat no matter what.

[Ninot]

Isn't that like.... steroids?

[Bill3000]

Testosterone is a steroid.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Ninot
Isn't that like.... steroids?

Yes, it is. Bodybuilders, however, inject themselves with hundreds and thousands of times more testosterone than they need, whih is why the brain tells the balls to shut down, and they get nads the size of peas. All I'm doing is trying to go from the normal level of a 70 year old man to the normal level of a 40 year old man.

It's kinda nice being a man again. Woot!

[Tattila the Hun]

A prescription is needed, I assume?

I've been down for 5 years, and I have a funny feeling it's because of a chemical imbalance.

[Sikander]

Doesn't having that huge needle put into your testicle hurt like hell?

[Richelieu]

What does your other half think about this?

[Japher]

other half? Che IS a scytzo! Tehban is his alter ego!

I knew it!

[Spiffor]

Gah! Testosterone!

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
A prescription is needed, I assume?

I've been down for 5 years, and I have a funny feeling it's because of a chemical imbalance.

Get it checked. Yes, you need a prescription, and insurance don't pay for it and it is expensive. It is so worth it.

[Spiffor]

I still don't understand what good there is about being agressive, and compulsively staring at breasts. I feel like a subhuman, a beast, whenever it happens to me.

[Dr Strangelove]

I've never experienced failure in that department. I'm not lieing. Never. I guess I come from the healthy pioneer stock that populated this country in record time.

It's history's dirty little secret you know. The Irish, the Chinese, the Hindus - their reproductive power is nothing compared to that of WASPs placed in a wide open country.