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  • #46
    I predict you'll eventually have a cardiac arrest if you keep trying to break your previous record, Gang-rofl.

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    • #47
      well I'm still alive and I just gave birth to a 1 kilo black mamba
      CSPA

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      • #48
        Tsk.
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #49
          In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Cyclotron
            "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."
            That's the only way the Browns will ever get to the Super Bowl.
            I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - Pekka

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Kuciwalker
              n00b I have 15 one per bathroom PWNED
              "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
              "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
              2004 Presidential Candidate
              2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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              • #52
                Originally posted by joncha
                Do you pull it back in again afterwards?
                Thats "hang fire".
                "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                2004 Presidential Candidate
                2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                • #53
                  This thread should be topped
                  bleh

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                  • #54
                    With "I think my farts are leaving burn marks on the chair right now"!

                    Any Settler will only have the right to post in these two topics.... (until they reach 30+post)
                    bleh

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                    • #55
                      Oddly enough, I have just been to make a deposit at the Bank Of Porcelain...
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • #56
                        I'm surprised nobody mentioned Klingons yet.
                        "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                        "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                        2004 Presidential Candidate
                        2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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