The joys of owning a digital bathroom scale

[Dis]

have you weighed your penis yet?

[Sava]

I got 12 pound balls, *****es.

[alva]

Men owning scales! Poofters!!!

[CrONoS]

@Ganger
WTF... Man I can't wait to hear about your new torpedos tomorrow morning!!!!

Go CRAZY!
Get drunk(with some real man bear, with triple fermentation like: Fin du monde 9%, Maudite 8%) and go eat some McDonald when the bar close!!! And tell us what happend tomorrow morning!!

I'm so EXCITED to read your next post...
Oh yeah, I"m going to put some party music to wait for your next post, I can't ****ing wait!!!
ARRGHHHHHH!!!

Edit:
Space Moose versus Toilet Man

http://subvulture.com/spacemoose/toilet.html

Originally posted by Gangerolf
So I joined the modern world and bought one a couple of days ago (mainly because it was really cheap and shiny). Best invention ever.

More fun than Civ.

Ever tried to weigh yourself before and after launching a few torpedoes? You might be in for a surpirse.
So far my record is 0.7kg. I only got a 300 grammer this evening, but who knows what tomorrow brings?

I can't imagine I'm the only one who's been doing this, so lets hear it

[Immortal Wombat]

Re: The joys of owning a digital bathroom scale

Originally posted by Gangerolf
I can't imagine I'm the only one who's been doing this, so lets hear it

It doesn't show up as well in pounds. Just a half-pound drop usually, but rounding errors, etc... Great fun though. They should probably make scales built into toilet seats for multi-tasking and all.

[Gangerolf]

I bet they have that in Japan. Well at least they have some really hi-tech toilets there IIUC

[Gangerolf]

What a weird country.. It seems like they either squat over a hole in the ground or they lay their eggs in a toilet that requires a 38-button control panel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_toilet

oh and thanks for the tips cronos_qc

[Dis]

Originally posted by alva
Men owning scales! Poofters!!!

whatever.

I didn't lose 50 pounds until I finally bought a scale a few years ago and weighed myself. I was shocked to find out I was 185 pounds. Soon after that I began my diet and lost 50 pounds. Of course, I gained 15 of those pounds back, but oh well. Can't be perfect I guess.

[Dis]

look at this toilet control panel.

[Provost Harrison]

Speaking of which, I think I may need to make a deposit at the Bank of Porcelain

[Dis]

thanks for the info

[Provost Harrison]

My pleasure. It really was, in fact

[Japher]

new low

[Gangerolf]

0.4

[Zkribbler]

Re: The joys of owning a digital bathroom scale

Originally posted by Gangerolf
Ever tried to weigh yourself before and after launching a few torpedoes? You might be in for a surpirse.
So far my record is 0.7kg

I always knew you were full of *****.