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Originally posted by Chaunk
It's also good to stand on the scales whilst taking a whizz, and watching the weight fly out
It's also good to stand on the scales whilst taking a whizz, and watching the weight fly out
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I did this yesterday, it was quite a time saver.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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When I was there last year I saw a toilet with its own remote control, I sh!t you not. How exactly it was to be used remains a mystery to me.Originally posted by Gangerolf
I bet they have that in Japan. Well at least they have some really hi-tech toilets there IIUCHe's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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I was going to make a bad joke about backflush accounting, but decided against it..Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Speaking of which, I think I may need to make a deposit at the Bank of Porcelain
One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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I wonder why hitech toilets haven't catched on on the west. It's a bit odd that such an important thing in our lives haven't really changed much the last 80(?) years or so.
Anyway, I released a 500g (1.1 lbs) depth charge this morning.CSPAComment
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You should have a poo-weighing blog.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Originally posted by Az
ok, Launching Torpedoes as a euphemism for taking a ****, and talking about talking a **** in general is disgusting enough to be in a thread that has "a true story by The El" in it's title.
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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I have recently laid a cable
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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'I don't remember eating corn?'One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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I do need to drop the kids off at the pool, now that I think about it!If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.Comment
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Originally posted by Spiffor
I was afraid I was the only one feeling that way about those threads. I mean, whenever that guy posts a thread, I am like "Hell no, no way am I opening that thread" - he always gets into wierd stuff that borders scatology or other deviant **** like that. Call me a snob, but I really hate this.Comment
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Well, I always think "I should sooo not open this thread" too, but I always avidly read them
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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700g!!CSPAComment
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This thread scares me
This space is empty... or is it?Comment
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"Growing a Tail"Originally posted by Cyclotron
"Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."Comment
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