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  • #16
    Tell her that you have a job offer for her. wink wink

    She will naturally melt at your witticism and proceed to perform oral sex on you.
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #17
      What's up with all the high heel shoes in cheesecake and soft core pron photography? Are there that many men who have some kind of shoe fetish? I mean, the models are usually lying on their backs or sitting so it's not like the heels make them look taller or anything. What gives?

      A guy who prefers bare feet to uncomfortable and dangerous looking shoes.
      He's got the Midas touch.
      But he touched it too much!
      Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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      • #18
        I can go for all three on a girl:

        Bare feet, stockings, shoes.

        It's all good with me.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Sikander
          What's up with all the high heel shoes in cheesecake and soft core pron photography? Are there that many men who have some kind of shoe fetish? I mean, the models are usually lying on their backs or sitting so it's not like the heels make them look taller or anything. What gives?

          A guy who prefers bare feet to uncomfortable and dangerous looking shoes.
          PICS OR STFU
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sava


            WORD UP
            Originally posted by KrazyHorse
            WORD.
            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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            • #21
              Someone should collect that vast knowledge that are the apolyton OT dating threads in a single FAQ

              This could be tha OT Apolyton University.

              For example whenever your girlfriend feels like doing some porn you can look up the relevant article and see what the possible outcome will be
              Quendelie axan!

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              • #22


                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #23
                  Can't you just call her again?
                  DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                  • #24
                    Wrong place to ask? Just do the trial and error? A bit of the ol numbers game, maybe?

                    Last night for me: n=n+1

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Colon
                      Can't you just call her again?
                      That's what I intend to do. Now I just need an idea on what to do; after thinking things over I agree with UR that dinner would probably be to formal so lunch would be best. Failing that meeting for coffee or at a fancy desert place might be good alternatives.

                      Ollie, yes dating clients is something looked down upon though I'm not sure if it is against company policy. So far all there has been is a few phone calls. With luck there might be more. When I was growing up my mother used to work for one of those headhunter agencies and when I was 18 she got me a great full time job at Hewlett-Packard. How's that for personal relationships interfering with work?
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #26
                        Two Words: Strip Club

                        It says I may be old, but not too old to have some fun

                        It says I'm interested, but not too interested that I want to stop looking at other women nekkid

                        It says I'm not so cheap as I won't pay for at least two drinks

                        It's perfect!
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #27
                          Wear your underwear on the outside.
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #28
                            he already does
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #29
                              Acting like you don't really care (due to circumstance) could work in your favour, assuming this girl is batsh1t insane when it comes to men, like 99% of their gender.

                              5"6' short? Lolz.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Japher
                                he already does
                                Then he should wear it on his head. He's got to mix it up a bit and DON'T GET IT TWISTED!
                                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                                "Capitalism ho!"

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