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  • Kansas School Board chief: Schools peddle porn!

    In addition to all the Intelligent Design stupidity in Kansas, now the state Board of Education Chair has made the following hysterical claim:

    In spite of the fact that... a large percentage of parents do not want evolution taught as dogma in the science classroom, what is the response from some of the school superintendents around Kansas?

    They seem to indicate, "We don't care what the state board does, and we don't care what parents want. We are going to continue teaching evolution just as we have been doing." [BG: why on earth should what parents want have any iota of effect on what is taught in a science course, anyway?]

    But I guess we shouldn't be surprised, because superintendents and local school boards in some districts continue to promulgate pornography as "literature," even though many parents have petitioned the local boards to remove the porn. Obviously, that is a different issue from the science standards, but it still points out the lack of commitment on the part of administration in some districts to allow parents to control the education for their own children.
    And just what are these pornographic marvels being peddled to the kiddies in Kansas? Well, let's look at the list:

    -All the Pretty Horses, by Cormac McCarthy -- National Book Award, 1992
    -Animal Dreams, by Barbara Kingsolver -- PEN fiction prize and Edward Abbey Ecofiction Award, 1991
    -The Awakening, by Kate Chopin -- The 1899 classic
    -The Bean Trees, by Barbara Kingsolver --American Library Association, 1988
    -Beloved, by Toni Morrison -- Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for Beloved, Toni Morrison won the National Book Awards NBF Medal for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters, and the Nobel Prize for Literature.
    -Black Boy, by Richard Wright -- Named among the top 25 non-fiction works of the century
    -Fallen Angels, by Walter Dean Meyers -- Coretta Scott King Author Book Award, 1988
    -Hot Zone, by Richard Preston -- 42 weeks on the New York Times best-seller list
    -I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, by Maya Angelou -- Nominated for a National Book Award, 1970
    -Lords of Discipline, by Pat Conroy -- Conroy won a humanitarian award from the National Education Association for The Water is Wide, 1972
    -One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, by Ken Kesey -- made into an Academy Award-winning movie
    -Song of Solomon, by Toni Morrison -- National Book Critics Circle Award, 1977
    -Stotan, by Chris Crutcher -- Best Books for Young Adult Readers American Library Association, 1986; Best of the Best in Young Adult Literature, School Library Journal
    -This Boy's Life, by Tobias Wolff -- From a PEN/Faulkner award winner

    Now, I'm sure that all of these books have been read by some Apolytoner here or another. I would request you post, in the most salacious detail possible, the pornographic aspects of these works.

    Especially "The Hot Zone."
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

  • #2
    Porn in schools? Man, I was born 25 years to soon...
    "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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    • #3
      Animal Farm = Nudist colony filled with beastiality and communism
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #4
        COMMUNISM! OH NO! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

        1984 = Has the word "sex" in it. Ugh...

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        • #5
          The Bible: World's premier raunchy, violent, and all-around unseemly book.
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            BG: why on earth should what parents want have any iota of effect on what is taught in a science course, anyway?
            Because its their children and its their money paying for the school?

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            • #7
              They are required to pay taxes and to send their kids to school (private if they can afford it, public if they can't). If they don't like that arrangement, too bad.
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #8
                Should we be surprised if this leads to more book burnings and/or book bans?
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                  The Bible: World's premier raunchy, violent, and all-around unseemly book.
                  You ever read the coda to the destruction of Sodom? I mean, the part after Lot escapes with his daughters? I swear, all that needs is a wa-wa pedal to be a lost scene from a Taboo movie. (Here's my favorite painting of that lovely Bible story.)
                  "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly


                    You ever read the coda to the destruction of Sodom? I mean, the part after Lot escapes with his daughters? I swear, all that needs is a wa-wa pedal to be a lost scene from a Taboo movie. (Here's my favorite painting of that lovely Bible story.)

                    Jesus doesn't love you anymore.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Berzerker


                      Because its their children and its their money paying for the school?
                      In other news, Kansas citizens are now demading that doctors not give one "expert" diagnosis but instead suggest a range of possible problems, both physiological and supernatural, for all maladies. Kansans note that they pay for their doctors visits, and should therefore have some say over the content.
                      "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MrFun



                        Jesus doesn't love you anymore.
                        And Jesus never loved you or me.
                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DRoseDARs


                          And Jesus never loved you or me.

                          That is what Jerry Falwell would have us believe.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly


                            In other news, Kansas citizens are now demading that doctors not give one "expert" diagnosis but instead suggest a range of possible problems, both physiological and supernatural, for all maladies. Kansans note that they pay for their doctors visits, and should therefore have some say over the content.
                            Next they'll be demanding their cable/satellite providers provide religiously-toned versions of their favorite channels and shows since they pay for the service.

                            For example:

                            CSI: The Vatican
                            --We have REAL monks as detectives, not like that silly USA Network show
                            Star Trek II: The Wrath of God
                            --Kirk: What does God need with a starship?
                            --God: *Strikes Kirk dead*
                            7th Heaven X-treme
                            --You'll actually stay awake long enough to change the channel
                            Touched by a Priest
                            --Monica makes cameo appearances; finally gets laid in one episode ... by immaculate ejaculate
                            The Flanders
                            --Animated spinoff of The Simpsons; Maude Flanders burns in Hell for her sin of non-subservience to Ned
                            The 700 Club Channel
                            --Reruns of all your favorite Pat Robertson tirades
                            Channel 666
                            --Air America TV ... offered to be Fair and Balanced(TM)

                            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                            • #15
                              Because its their children and its their money paying for the school?
                              It's not their children. They don't own them, and don't have any divine right to program in the manner of their choosing.
                              urgh.NSFW

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