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  • Is't that the point of this thread?
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    • wycoff, i made a generalisation, what you said was just plain wrong i'm afraid.

      i don't doubt that america has its share of sports fanatics, but could something like AFC wimbledon (who could overtake MK dons in a few years) happen in america, i'm guessing no. 100000s go every week to watch teams who play low quality football, scrape by, grind out results and who will never win anything. the point i'm trying to make is that football isn't just a form of entertainment, and that look at it only in terms of that is missing the point.
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      • in amercia teams get moved around simply for financial gain, and people just accept it, to me that's disgusting
        I assure you that people do NOT just accept it. There are numerous examples of teams moving, but nearly every one has been accompanied by a great deal of anger & bitterness on the part of the city the team leaves behind. Notable exception: Montreal (Expos) - but that's Canada and they don't really care about baseball.

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        • Originally posted by C0ckney
          i don't doubt that america has its share of sports fanatics, but could something like AFC wimbledon (who could overtake MK dons in a few years) happen in america, i'm guessing no. 100000s go every week to watch teams who play low quality football, scrape by, grind out results and who will never win anything. the point i'm trying to make is that football isn't just a form of entertainment, and that look at it only in terms of that is missing the point.
          Yes we do. It's called College and High School football. Hundreds and hundreds of colleges have football teams, most of which have never ever produced a professional player. These teams have hardcore fans that support them, despite the fact that thet're not that good and have no hope of ever winning the NCAA championship.

          Besides, your Wimbledon/Dons scenario sort of happened in the NFL. The Browns moved from Cleveland to Baltimore and became the Baltimore Ravens. The Cleveland fans (some of the most hardcore NFL fans) were distraught. Through their relentless efforts, Browns fans secured the right to start a new franchise in Cleveland, a franchise that could retain the name "Browns" and all the team's records. The Browns and Ravens are now in the same league and are bitter, bitter rivals.

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          • Originally posted by Wycoff


            40 yards, another archaic measurement that us Americans use.

            The starts and stops allow for strategy/ switching in players/ changing offensive and defensive schemes, etc.

            The great thing about American Football is that every player on the field matters. In Soccer or Basketball all you need is one or two stars to dominate. The rest can just run around. In American Football every player matters. One bad lineman or defensive back can cripple a team.
            40 yards in 4,8 secs... that's fast but not so "amazing" as you make it seem.


            Anyway you're wrong about the 1 or 2 stars that cripple a team. I play in a crap team every sunday (we don't intend to be good, but we're simply mates drinking lots of pints after the game etc) and basically we always lose, even though I totally own our opponent.. I can't simply walk past 6-7 defenders with the ball even when I'm better.. they'll simply tackle me if I get too far
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            • Originally posted by DanS
              You have my permission to call it whatever absurd name you choose.
              American rugby is not absurd name.
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              • Besides, if I want athletes that can run really fast, I'll watch the Olympics thank you very much.
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                • Originally posted by Colon


                  American rugby is not absurd name.
                  And I'm willing to forgive your delusions from time-to-time.
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                  • 40 yards in 4,8 secs... that's fast but not so "amazing" as you make it seem.


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                    • Originally posted by Traianvs


                      40 yards in 4,8 secs... that's fast but not so "amazing" as you make it seem.
                      It's pretty amazing when your 6 foot 6, 320 pounds. The "fat, unathletic" football players are actually quick and athletic for their huge size.

                      The speed guys (Running backs, wide receivers, defensive backs) usually run the 40 in 4.3-4.4 seconds
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                      • Originally posted by Colon

                        You got an issue with shorts? Do you rather prefer quite possibly the ugliest garment in the history of humanity, namele "tights"? Christ, that's the kind of pants that female heroin junks wear and you got an issue with shorts?
                        At least I don't have to look at their hairy legs. I gather that's an important part of Euro sports.
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                        • Originally posted by Colon
                          Besides, if I want athletes that can run really fast, I'll watch the Olympics thank you very much.
                          Oh, are they doing that 17 weeks out of every year now?
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                          • Re: Objectively speaking, soccer is an inferior spectator sport...

                            Originally posted by DanS
                            What I've always wanted to know is how the Brits can fit all of their pint-drinking and pie-eating into a mere 2 hour timeframe at a soccer match.

                            Football is more like 3.5 hours, a much more suitable timeframe for the same. And then you have tailgating for the remainder.
                            Have you ever gone out drinking with Brits before?
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                            • I'm sure it would be a traumatizing experience. Like an innocent lamb led to the slaughter, etc.
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                              • Go out with a few Brits and you'll learn that 90 minutes is more than enough time to get a quite a few pints in.
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