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  • #76
    Originally posted by GePap
    Meaning it actually takes skill, luck, and good planning.
    meaning the game is slow, boring, and not worth watching (or playing, unless you are 4 or 5 years old)
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #77
      Like we really care about your sports opinion.

      And damn you for your avatar change!
      If you don't like reality, change it! me
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      • #78
        Originally posted by GePap
        Like we really care about your sports opinion.

        And damn you for your avatar change!
        thats fine, your ad hominem fallacy only strengthens my argument


        "Incoming Baby" will be coming back after the World Series celebration period has passed
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by GePap
          Meaning it actually takes skill, luck, and good planning.
          That would be REAL football, not the footsie match the euros like to call a sport.

          Again I say 1994: World cup comes to Chicago. Reaction of most Chicagoans, "Sure are a lot of tourists here."

          Soccer can be fun to play, but to watch is BOOOOOORING. There are no words in the English language to describe how dull a soccer match is.

          It has been scientifically proven that watching soccer games will kill brain cells. FACT
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Theben


            That would be REAL football, not the footsie match the euros like to call a sport.

            Again I say 1994: World cup comes to Chicago. Reaction of most Chicagoans, "Sure are a lot of tourists here."

            Soccer can be fun to play, but to watch is BOOOOOORING. There are no words in the English language to describe how dull a soccer match is.

            It has been scientifically proven that watching soccer games will kill brain cells. FACT
            Theben
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #81
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              Tell me, which American rugby player can do this? None. All they can do this is carry lemons around and jump onto one another in a manner deemed strategically organized.

              Football requires finesse and wizardry (unless you're German), obtained by years of devotion, passion and painstaking practice. Only basketball matches football in this aspect.
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              • #82
                golf=best sport, followed by indoor ping pong
                Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -Homer

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                • #83
                  baseball is not a sport, it is played by fat men
                  I need a foot massage

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Colon


                    Tell me, which American rugby player can do this? None. All they can do this is carry lemons around and jump onto one another in a manner deemed strategically organized.

                    Football requires finesse and wizardry (unless you're German), obtained by years of devotion, passion and painstaking practice. Only basketball matches football in this aspect.
                    Okay, so soccer is basically hacky-sack with a goal thrown in. This makes more sense.

                    And the only thing it requires is wearing a pair of shorts so that players can boff each other on the field w/o having to undress. In this it does indeed match basketball.
                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • #85
                      If I owned this forum I would ban any yankee who dared calling football .. "soccer"
                      I need a foot massage

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                      • #86
                        Why would we call football 'soccer'? They're 2 completely different sports.

                        Silly Euros.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #87
                          thw whole world world plays football (soccer for amerincas) except yankees, and a few lesser commonwealth countries.

                          It is the sport with the most depth
                          I need a foot massage

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                          • #88
                            the english invented the sport, it is the correct name.
                            I need a foot massage

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                            • #89
                              If it would only go deeper, then we could bury it.

                              For teh childrens, you unnerstand.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
                                the english invented the sport, it is the correct name.
                                Another curse left behind by English imperialism.
                                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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