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  • #16
    37 years old? Holy crap, that's... old!

    ...says the one only 15 years younger...

    Happy Birthday, Gramps!
    B♭3

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    • #17
      Meh. I'm older than you and I ain't reach my halfway point.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #18
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        I think Tubes should change his name to Mrs Tuberski's Husband. She's way cooler than him.
        So, Grandpa Che... that'd be... Mr. Mrs. Tuberski?
        B♭3

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        • #19


          ACK!!! PFFFTTT!!!
          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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          • #20


            Happy birthday!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by shawnmmcc
              Now what's Mrs. Tuberski giving Mr. Tuberski for his birthday?

              Happy birthday Mr. Tuberski! You must be getting awfully close to 40.
              A hard time.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #22
                :divorce:



                Congrats mate.
                Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                • #23
                  Alva:

                  Why are divorces so expensive?

                  Because they're f*ckin' WORTH it.

                  ACK!

                  B♭3

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                  • #24
                    I think Tubes should change his name to Mrs Tuberski's Husband


                    Have a good bday Tuber
                    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                    2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                    • #25
                      Happy b'day Tubes.

                      btw, who is our oldest poster?
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #26
                        Lefty?
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #27
                          There are a few of us in our late 30's but surely we are 'kids' to some here....
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #28
                            I think there are a handful in their 60s. The Mod twins are in their 50s.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #29
                              I think it's cool that it's Mrs T who does the fool-pitying in that relationship.
                              Only feebs vote.

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                              • #30
                                Grandpa Troll is, er, older than I am.

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