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  • #76
    Originally posted by Dis
    yeah I really don't give a ****. My relatives are religious. So I do get tired of people slamming religion. because my relatives are good people.
    Religion != believers (either individually or in aggregate)
    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Urban Ranger


      This reminds me of the joke of a priest playing golf
      ******* wind!!!
      What?

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Boris Godunov


        I eagerly await a left radical idea that compares with the SFORD. Let's be honest, here: a huge number of the religious-minded believe that their god likes to send disasters to punish his little creations for their misbehavior. That's always going to put them leaps and bounds above the rest.
        The only thing I heard anything close to this from Left is people saying that US causes gobal warming and that was the cause of this hurricane and that we derseved it. Most people in the US though dont think that the strom was sent by God to punish anyone or any other wingnut idea. Most people who believe in God are praying for the victoms, and almost all Americans are trying to do all they can to help the victoms. Again dont put so such credit into the wingnuts.
        Donate to the American Red Cross.
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        • #79
          Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
          And, obviously, as Leviticus and Deuteronomy both make clear, God hates crawdads, too. New Orleans never had a chance...
          Of course that only applies to us Jews. Y'all can go on eating whatever creature it comes into your heads to eat.
          "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Boris Godunov


            I eagerly await a left radical idea that compares with the SFORD. Let's be honest, here: a huge number of the religious-minded believe that their god likes to send disasters to punish his little creations for their misbehavior. That's always going to put them leaps and bounds above the rest.
            has anybody blamed the hurricane on Mossad yet?
            "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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            • #81
              Originally posted by lord of the mark


              has anybody blamed the hurricane on Mossad yet?
              yahoo and google reveals no results as of yet

              but fear not lotm... someone shall!
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #82
                Hurricane Katrina walloped New Orleans just two days before the annual homosexual "Southern Decadence" festival was to begin in the town, an act being characterized by some as God's work.

                Southern Decadence has a history of "filling the French Quarters section of the city with drunken homosexuals engaging in sex acts in the public streets and bars," says a statement from the Philadelphia Christian organization Repent America.

                This year's 34th annual Southern Decadence festival, which drew 125,000 revelers last year, was set to begin today in the Big Easy and run through Monday.

                As writer John d'Addario explained in "Southern Decadence 2005: A How-To Guide" posted on FrenchQuarter.com:


                Parades and non-stop parties aside, Southern Decadence may be most famous (or infamous) for the displays of naked flesh which characterize the event – which is only fitting, since New Orleans in early September is generally the closest thing you'll ever experience to walking around in a steambath outside of a health spa. While police have started to crack down on public lewdness and pressure from a local crackpot conservative religious organization has caused the five-day festival to become a little more sedate than it was in years past, the atmosphere of Southern Decadence has stayed true to its name and public displays of sexuality are pretty much everywhere you look.
                Of course, the massive flooding of the city and evacuation order from Gov. Kathleen Blanco has forced the event's cancellation.

                "Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city," stated Repent America director Michael Marcavage in a statement. "[/b]From 'Girls Gone Wild' to 'Southern Decadence,' New Orleans was a city that opened its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. May it never be the same."

                Repent America says three former and current mayors of New Orleans have issued official proclamations welcoming visitors to Southern Decadence.

                "Let us pray for those ravaged by this disaster. However, we must not forget that the citizens of New Orleans tolerated and welcomed the wickedness in their city for so long," Marcavage said. "May this act of God cause us all to think about what we tolerate in our city limits, and bring us trembling before the throne of Almighty God."

                Marcavage was one of the five Philadelphia Christians arrested last year for protesting at a homosexual event. The charges eventually were tossed out.
                "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                • #83
                  Posted inside the buses bound for the Astrodome:

                  "Evacuees turning to look back at their city will be transformed into statues of salt."

                  What?

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                  • #84
                    New Orleans was spared a direct hit by the Hurricane, if it had hit them in full force the city would be gone. I'd say that divine intervention had a lot to do with saving the lives of everyone still in the city.

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                    • #85
                      I'd say that divine intervention had nothing to do with saving any lives, the path of the hurricane, the creation of the hurricane or the creation of the earth.

                      But that's just me.
                      What?

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                      • #86
                        don't you know about the theory of intelligent swirling?

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Whoha
                          don't you know about the theory of intelligent swirling?
                          I see it in the toilet bowl every morning! But somehow i also know that it's only a load of crap.
                          What?

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Whoha
                            don't you know about the theory of intelligent swirling?
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #89
                              Um, interesting cite, TEF
                              (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                              (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                              (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Berzerker


                                Global warming has different meanings for different people, alot of these people on the left who dont research climate think we are responsible for warmer weather while the scientists accept global warming as a natural phenomonen occuring in cycles which human life probably affects but to what degree is unknown.

                                So. all those highly respected scientists on the IPCC who study climate are all a bunck of left-wing hippie scaremongers now? The vast majority of climate researchers say we are causing global warming. the only question is how much warming there will be. YOUR the one who needs to read up on the topic.

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