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It's all starting to make sense. 
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"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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seriously...Originally posted by Guynemer
It's all starting to make sense.
cuz if I'm god, and i got all these powers and can make stuff... the first thing I'm doing is NOT making some naked dude with some shlongo...
I'm making a woman...
and not just one woman...
I'm making a LOT of naked women...To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Preach it, brother Sava!"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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That's it. I'm starting a new religion that doesn't punish drunken women who flash...Originally posted by Guynemer
Wouldn't that make God gay?
Wanna buy a WWGGWD bracelet?"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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If God had any streak of mercy, he'd at least prevent the ugly women from flashing. That's not much to ask.Comment
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Also I wonder if we'll be getting a similar statement from Osama bin Laden or al-Jazeera?
ALLAH DID IT
PRAISE ALLAHI will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloomComment
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I personally know one OB/GYN who moved to Louisiana from southeast Alabama because of his religious views (devout Catholic) on abortion, which, anecdotal though it may be, supports what you're saying.Originally posted by lord of the mark
I thought lousiana had one of the most conservative abortion laws on the books in the 50 states. Theyre one of the few places where if Roe v Wade were overturned, abortion really would become completey illegal.
OTOH I can think of alot of other sins in New Orleans the fundies would have some issues with. Hell, NO was sort of the sin island in the deep south back to antebellum days. Doesnt anybody read Faulkner? Or Tennessee Williams? Maybe we need a literary rumble
Solomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Don't shrimp have tiny little fins on the ends of their tails?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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They have shells, not scales.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I think you only have a characture understanding of what the left thinks.Originally posted by Berzerker
alot of these people on the left who dont research climateChristianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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These people are getting nuttier by the day, which seems to be logically impossible.
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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no fins nor scales in the waters= abomination
whatsoever hath not fins and scales= may not eat
So clearly scrimps aren't abominations, but we can't eat 'em anyways.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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For the Lord thy God is a jealous God, and wants all the shrimp for Himself...Originally posted by Theben
no fins nor scales in the waters= abomination
whatsoever hath not fins and scales= may not eat
So clearly scrimps aren't abominations, but we can't eat 'em anyways.
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Deuteronomy was right about them not being clean, tho. Cleaning them things sometimes is a *****.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Wait, so why didn't Katie flatten my city then?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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