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  • #1

    I want to start a religion based on beer.

    But I need some principles and a Holy Book of course. I figure there are so many religions that put down alcohol (and one, Catholicism that seems to really, really embrace it), that beer needs some help (without the pointy hats... unless if we get real drunk and decide to put napkins on our heads).

    So, we need some Commandments first of all...
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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  • #2
    Beer tastes like ****.

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    • #3
      You have no taste...

      Verto, you are EXCOMMUNICATED!
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        Vodka pwnz j00 imran!

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        • #5
          Beer pwns Verto... Beer pwns Vodka... Beer pwns the world!
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            WINE!
            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

            Asher on molly bloom

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            • #7
              You've been to The Church Brewworks in Pittsburgh, right?
              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                Beer pwns Verto... Beer pwns Vodka... Beer pwns the world!

                Nay. Beer = ****

                Vodka = MORE MORE MORE

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
                  You've been to The Church Brewworks in Pittsburgh, right?
                  I wish... mmm, beer in Latin (maybe)
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    "A One That Isn't Cold, Is Scarcely A One At All"
                    "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                    • #11
                      I got one
                      thou shall not leave a fridge with out beer in it
                      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                      • #12
                        Aren't you a Muslim, Imran? Allah will not be happy. Btw, why can't Muslims drink alcool?
                        Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                        • #13
                          if ur gonna make a religion...

                          do it with a good substance

                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                            I got one
                            thou shall not leave a fridge with out beer in it


                            Thou shalt not drink "Lite" beer.
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #15
                              Pot makes nostromo go
                              Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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