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  • Originally posted by MosesPresley
    Koko the ape, the one they taught to speak in sign language, signed that it believed in an afterlife of sorts. I'm going to look for a link. It has been a long time since I read that.
    I can't find a link to the exact story that I read, but I did find this which somewhat corroborates what I said.

    "She laughs at her own jokes and those of others. She cries when hurt or left alone, screams when frightened or angered. She talks about her feelings, using words like 'happy', 'sad', 'afraid', 'enjoy', 'eager', 'frustrate', 'mad' and, quite frequently, 'love'. She grieves for those she has lost- a favourite cat who has died, a friend who has gone away. She can talk about what happens when one dies, but she becomes fidgety and uncomfortable when asked to discuss her own death or the death of her companions. She displays a wonderful gentleness with kittens and other small animals. She has even expressed empathy for others seen only in pictures."



    She's not so much aware of an afterlife as she is aware of the finality of death.
    "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
    —Orson Welles as Harry Lime

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    • Originally posted by Kidicious
      That's all I have to say. People here like to complain about religion, saying that religious people don't listen to questions, but they themselves do the very same thing. You guys call people names and make people feel uncomfortable when they question your beliefs on things that you can't prove. What a bunch of hypocrates.
      I've never been likened to a Greek philosopher before, I take it as a compliment

      Religion will always be the result of a loophole in human psychology resulting in brainwashing, especially of the naive. I hold no emotional attachment to any of these theories, I have just seen so much evidence for evolution that there is no argument any more. You may as well argue about the Earth being flat.
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • I am a scientist but it is certainly not a belief, it does provide you with a fantastic set of tools for analysing the world around you. Religious types try until they are blue in the face to get people to think it is an equivalent system to theirs. For the logic religion provides, they may as well be still indulging in live human sacrifices...
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • Originally posted by Provost Harrison
          I am a scientist but it is certainly not a belief, it does provide you with a fantastic set of tools for analysing the world around you. Religious types try until they are blue in the face to get people to think it is an equivalent system to theirs.

          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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          • Kid - I'll post later. I just saw a doctor - some moles had to come off - and am going to sleep. I'm not ignoring your last point, I'll get to that tonight. Thanks for listening to the post, mostly. I'll show you more data on that to convince you later.
            The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
            And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
            Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
            Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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            • Originally posted by Kidicious


              That's not hard for me to believe. The hard part is believing that an intelligent, spiritual species evolving from an plain animal.
              Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle, Pot.

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              • I'll show you more data on that to convince you later
                Monkey!!!

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                • Originally posted by Kidicious
                  That's not hard for me to believe. The hard part is believing that an intelligent, spiritual species evolving from an plain animal.
                  Why is that so hard to believe? The alternatives to humanity evoloving from other animals is that humanity always existed in it's present form or that humanity was created. There is a third "alterntiave" which only sets the previous question aside, and does not answer it, which is that we are not native to Earth. Given the genetic evidence and the fact that several species of microbes depend upon humans to complete their life cycles, we can discount the latter. The first is obviously malarkey, since that would mean that humans would be found in the ancient fossil record, as well as being able to survive planetary impacts, snowball Earth events, etc. That leaves creation as the only possible alternative to evolution. There is no evidence to show creation, whether by extra-terrastrial beings or divine ones.

                  The fossil record, on the other hand, shows a clear "progression" of species, from rodent to primate, from simple primates to man-ape, the split between man and ape, the evolution of man from one homo species to the next.

                  And please describe what you mean by spiritual.

                  Also, I would note that one of the cornerstones of Marxist theory is the Theory of Evolution.

                  edit: fixed typo
                  Last edited by chequita guevara; August 15, 2005, 15:29.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • here is a third "alterntiave" which only sets the previous question aside, and does answer it, which is that we are not native to Earth.


                    Doesn't answer it, just moves the question to a different planet.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • That's what I meant. Typo.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • Originally posted by Kidicious
                        That's not hard for me to believe. The hard part is believing that an intelligent, spiritual species evolving from an plain animal.
                        Arguing with you, I'm doubting that an intelligent species did evolve at all.

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                        • Originally posted by Kuciwalker


                          Arguing with you, I'm doubting that an intelligent species did evolve at all.

                          I know, I expect him to start praising Lysenko any post now.

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                          • Even Lysenko believed in the ToE. He just didn't understand it.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • I imagine the same relationship exists between Kid and communism.

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                              • So, when are you gonna become a commie so you can completely rule, Kuci?
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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