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Well, if the plays are a pile of shi* to begin with... 
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Yes, let's be optimistic until we have reason to be otherwise...No, let's be pessimistic until we are forced to do otherwise...Maybe, let's be balanced until we are convinced to do otherwise. -- DrSpike, Skanky Burns, Shogun Gunner
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I'm flattered you would invest so much time into me.
Considering, you seem to know everything about me, and I have no idea who you are.
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We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
so when are you moving to Australia?the lesson here isn't move away from the U.S... it's move to Florida or Ohio.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Saying you're going to leave the country after your candidate loses doesn't mean anything. It is a lot like saying, I will never drink again after a really bad hangover. You fervently mean it while you are puking up your guts in the toilet, but after a few days, your memory fades, the pain has receded and you are ready to go another ten rounds with John Barleycorn. Nobody believes it or takes it seriously."In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
—Orson Welles as Harry LimeComment
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It's not the candidate that upsets me. It's his legions of Christian zombie soldiers.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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independent thought... must destroy... slowly move toward florida... mmmm... brains....It's his legions of Christian zombie soldiersComment
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It's too late for us here in Florida. The rest of you must save yourselves!
ARGH!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
It's not the candidate that upsets me. It's his legions of Christian zombie soldiers.
THAT's what the whole Schiavo thing was about!
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Terry Schiavo for president!!"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
—Orson Welles as Harry LimeComment
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Originally posted by Kuciwalker
THAT's what the whole Schiavo thing was about!
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I have only ever heard democrats and leftists say they were going to move to Canada. The rest of us have much more sense.Originally posted by MosesPresley
Saying you're going to leave the country after your candidate loses doesn't mean anything. It is a lot like saying, I will never drink again after a really bad hangover. You fervently mean it while you are puking up your guts in the toilet, but after a few days, your memory fades, the pain has receded and you are ready to go another ten rounds with John Barleycorn. Nobody believes it or takes it seriously.
I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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