Explain micronations to me

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

This is one of those topics I'd mentally filed under "dull geekery" and studiously avoided investigating. Now, with the sort of compulsion normally associated with picking at a scab, I feel compelled to discover more about them.

So what are they? More pressingly, what's the point of them? Explanations, personal experiences, amusing anecdotes- all are invited. I promise I won't laugh.

[Boris Godunov]

Do you mean, like, really tiny countries?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I suspect not. I think it's something far more terrifying.

[Ecthy]

Something quite "aspie" if you ask me.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Aspies are going to be cutting edge pretty soon. All it'll take is for a few celebs with big ****e-eating grins to out themselves and suddenly they'll all be too cool for school.

People will want to hire them as pets, to bring a dose of eccentric right-braininess into their households. Glamour models will choose to mate with them in a bid to boost the conversational skills of their offspring. They're the new ubermenschen.

I think there are a few closet cases in Hollywood. Scarlet Johansen, for one. From a certain angle she even looks a bit retarded.

[Whaleboy]

From a certain angle she even looks a bit retarded.

Does this angle involve slipping her a length? Because if not, I'll still be a happy athejew.

[Datajack Franit]

I feel.. confused..?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Borderline Downs Syndrome, at a guess.

Edit- the bastard saved as a bitmap

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

See?

"Duuuuuuuhhhh! Shiny coin!!!! Pretty!!"

[Ecthy]

Not an aspie.

[Bereta_Eder]

can i say litle mongol or will q cube attack me?
oh down syndrome is in fact another name for that. am i not the ****er.

[Ecthy]

Talking about aspies, Bill3k has been jumping around here.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

A resident sage on another site described an Asperger's afflictee he met as being "like a genius on acid". That's a brilliant depiction. Asperger's is where it's at for 2006- you heard it here first.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Robin Cook, on the other hand, did not have Aspergers. But he has just died, which is a similarly debilitating social dysfunction.



He was also ginger. That's quite sad too. Ginger and dead.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Anyway......Micronations. Explain them or die.