Historical hypothetical: 7 Dec 1941, Japan attacks, George W Bush is President

[Patroklos]

Besides, the Brits are white people, do you think Bush would leave then all by themselves.

[Dis]

I'm not sure if I have the right humour for this kind of thread, but I'll try.

Bush gets in a U.S. army airplane used to fly the president around and flys from army base to army base in the south escaping the asian attackers.

and to be fair and balanced:

Bowing down from pressure from minority groups, Bush adopts a politically correct policy of suspecting everyone of being a sympathizer for the Japanese and randomly places old white ladies in Japanese internment camps.

[Alexander's Horse]

er no, you don't have it.

[lord of the mark]

Gen Marshall: General Patton, you there?

Patton:yes, general. Ive got great news!!!

Marshall: Yes?

Patton: We've bagged over half a million German and Italian troops!!!! This will show all the naysayers at home how well the war in North Africa is going!!

Marshall: Im sorry George, we cant breathe a word of it.

Patton: WTF?

Marshall: you see, we havent acknowledged there are even that many axis troops IN North africa, and if we did, that would bring into question the number of allied troops.

Patton: So how the hell ARE you going to deal with the naysayers, if not by showing what my brave troops have done, despite being too few?

Marshall: We have a plan for Gallicization - we're hoping to pull out half your forces within the next 18 months

Patton: WTF? General, having Frog troops will be great and all that, but there wont be enough of them to win any time soon, and ive got the Krauts on the run. See, ive got this nifty little plan to invade Sicily....

Marshall: There will be NO, I repeat NO invasion of Sicily.


Patton: WTF? Bye.


Patton: Wheres my jeep, Im going for a drive.

[Kuciwalker]

Protests -
"No blood for phosphates"
"how many more children must die in Tunis for Bush?"
"Hey dubya? Are the "death camps" as real as the "dangerous French Fleet"?
"I have a photo of an American general shaking hands with Petain in 1917 - this proves American hypocrisy"
"bush lied, people died"

[Dis]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
er no, you don't have it.

well I thought it was funny

come on! What's not funny about putting old white ladies in internment camps?

[Straybow]

George W. Bush
"We are not at war with the German people. The Germans are a people of peace. Over 75% of Americans share German ancestry, and the Lutheran church is the 3rd largest denomination in the US. It is the German fundamentalists, the so-called Ariens, who threaten us and our British allies.

"We are at war with the Nazis, and we call upon the German people to stand up against the Nazis. Despite our efforts at appeasement the Nazis invaded their peaceful neighbors in the Netherlands, and their troops are positioned to take the rest of France.

"Should that happen Nazi and Japanese forces will control over half the world supply of foreign food types. While we can survive on Mexican and domestic fast food production we dare not let our access to Chinese, Italian, and French foods be threatened. This Trifecta of Evil must be countered!

"The Vichy government has recognized the threat of Arien fundamentalism, and has agreed to allow us to use ports and airstrips in France. As we pull our forces out of North Africa they will be moved into France: Operation Forest Shield. Our final thrust into the Nazi underbelly, Operation Forest Storm, will end the Arien rule of Germany."

[Ninot]

My version is simple.

George W. Bush becomes the first president to choke to death on a pretzel, as modern medicine would not be around to save him back then.

Cheyney becomes President and dies days later by a stress induced heart attack (that is, if he survived any of the previous heart problems).

My knowledge of the House of Reps is limited, so i'll stop there.

[Ecthy]

Guys with lesbian daughters didn't become vice pres in those days.

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Bush makes Axis of evil speech - gets Axis wrong, names Soviet Union as enemy, hails fascist Italy as glorious ally. Soviet Union breaks off diplomatic relations, Bush triggers disasterous 3 cornered war in Europe with US on Britain's side in the West and Germany's side in the East