Who's the rightful owner of Hans Ø?

[Winston]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
If they'll stop making those atrocious red sausages, they can have Baffin Island too.

Hey! The Malmöese would kill us if we did that. It's the whole reason for building that damned bridge. Free movement of labour and red sausages.

[notyoueither]

Good intel for the CF18s. Splash bridge, watch enraged Swedes decapitate the population of Denmark.

Check.

[Winston]

And how are you going to accomplish that. By crashing a helicopter into it?

*runs*

[notyoueither]

Hmmm, that could be an idea. Load Sea King with fuel and explosives. Fly into bridge. Swedes kill Danes.

It could be a plan. We might have to start a search for a different kind of helicopter pilot.

I was thinking of CF18s out of Scotland though. See, you're messing with the British Empire now.

[Drake Tungsten]

The Brits are our lapdogs now. I doubt we'll let you use Airstrip One to attack our Danish allies.

[notyoueither]

You got no choice.

[Drake Tungsten]

Of course we have a choice. We rule you all. You will obey or be destroyed...

[OzzyKP]

Well I'm with ya Canada

The Danes may think they've got one up on you by being smarter and far more numerous, but they underestimate your stealth nation technology.

[Winston]

@ Ozzy

Originally posted by notyoueither

I was thinking of CF18s out of Scotland though. See, you're messing with the British Empire now.

Pah, the British will support our claim in exchange for us letting them keep Rockall*.

* For the time being

Also, we could stop exporting Lego to you, and set off massive civilian unrest among your population aged 3-12.

I'm not threatening you, this is just explaining how things might escalate if you're not careful.

[Ben Kenobi]

but they underestimate your stealth nation technology.

Indeed they do. Who knows what sorts of tricks we have up our sleeves, not including our unmentionable Sea Kings.

[Timexwatch]

Originally posted by Winston
The French.. How insulting!

Please consider that if the Canadians get it, they'll immediately set up a curling court there, and a LOT of baby seals will be in danger of being bored to death.

Now, Winston, we all know all you want is a namesake island on this side of the globe!

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten


Of course we have a choice. We rule you all. You will obey or be destroyed...

It's good that some of you continue to believe. Things are easier that way.

[Winston]

Yes, it's true, Timex. In the service of pushing back Canadian uppityness, no sacrifice is too great. Not even lending your name to an island.

In fact, it's another good point in support of our claim. It's called Hans Ø, not Wayne or Gaston Island or what have you. Many Canadians couldn't even pronounce it properly if they had it, "Hans" in French would be "êà" or something along those lines. To say nothing of how any Canadian would go about pronouncing "Ø".

[Spiffor]

Øl!

[Tingkai]

Originally posted by Winston
Also, we could stop exporting Lego to you, and set off massive civilian unrest among your population aged 3-12.

Lego has been replaced by Canadian-owned Mega Blocks.