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  • #31
    Speaking of hands-on approach. I could grab and play with Mariah Carey's boobs all day long

    wait
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #32
      Why?

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      • #33
        This isn't the sort of admissions one usually makes on around these internet forums. OTOH, it's completely accepted to tell about one's adventures while selling the matress, or one's intimate encounter with one's same sex roomie.

        Damn gay agenda I just want to squeeze Mariah Carey's boobies and lick them
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #34
          Az, you didn't refer to your lust in the context of having a house with 5 bathrooms and daddy being loaded...
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #35
            Um? Nothing could be more stereotypical male-dominated nerdy message board than fantasizing aloud about squeezing and licking Mariah Carey's boobs.
            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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            • #36
              Az, you didn't refer to your lust in the context of having a house with 5 bedrooms and daddy being loaded.


              Oh, yeah, I'd ASSRAPE Mariah Carey. no doubt about that.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #37
                Oh I love acronyms. Association of Secretaries and Solicitors against Rampant Ageism, Polygamy and Existentialism
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #38
                  no, you fool, it stands before a name, that means that it's

                  Assitant Secretary in the matters of: State, Research, Agricultural Policy, and Economics.


                  Ok, this joke is already overdone.
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #39
                    You fool! I have been trained in your poly arts by Count Siddiqui
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #40
                      Kuci, dude if you have to ask why Az would grab Mariah's boobs all day long, you have some.. issues.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #41
                        Um? Nothing could be more stereotypical male-dominated nerdy message board than fantasizing aloud about squeezing and licking Mariah Carey's boobs.


                        Yes, perhaps, but what does this have to do with me?

                        Kuci, dude if you have to ask why Az would grab Mariah's boobs all day long, you have some.. issues.




                        Pekka would hit it, I see.
                        urgh.NSFW

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                        • #42
                          Heck I do have one of her films
                          Who is Barinthus?

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                          • #43
                            I just want to squeeze Mariah Carey's boobies and lick them
                            Ah, nothing wrong with wanting that. They are nice, aren't they?
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                            • #44
                              'Tis funny. I just realized I can't think of any song she's sung.
                              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                              • #45
                                Neither can I...
                                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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